Hayley

Got a little bit of a critique for the gastroenterology, the clinic I go to for my colonoscopies.

Oh yeah, you had your last one, that went well.

Went well, one polyp this year, that's bloody good news for me and it's gone, so we'll see.

But you know, you do the prep, you do a two to three day of low fibre eating, you kind of eat F all because it's boring and yuck.

And then you do one whole day of not eating.

So when you arrive in the morning for your colonoscopy, hungry.

Like, Fletch, I can't even imagine you in this day and age.

Down south?

Yeah.

So I was definitely like gurgling and I just wanted everything to like move along so I could go to sleep, wake up and have that lovely little, they make a sandwich, ham egg.

Okay.

You know what I mean?

Ham egg and white bread.

Anyway, so I get into the reception area, sign in and then I sit down and they're like, there's a little bit of white because I was early one and two that, you know, you're in a line of people getting their anuses.

Camera on a flexible thing.

And then they open you a little bit.

They blow air into you, which is why you fart.

If they're like, man, you need to remove things.

They fill you up.

Yeah, yeah.