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ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley

Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - 7th May 2026

06 May 2026

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Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?

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from the ZM Podcast Network.

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3.435 - 5.939 Fletch

This is Fletch, Fawn and Hayley's Big Pod.

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Thanks to Animates. Making happy happen for pets.

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8.963 - 30.274 Hayley

Good morning. Happy Thursday. Welcome to the show, Fletch, Fawn and Hayley. So we're going to be able to say whatever we want with no repercussions. Well, when the Broadcasting Standards Authority goes, Hayley, would there... Yes, it appears so. Funny that you can say swear words. Not funny that you could just completely misinform people and there's no repercussions for it.

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Oh, like, yeah, pet or something kind of BS. Yeah, yeah, yeah. See, I'm saying BS, but soon I'll say... Bullshit. Oh! I'm just warming up, baby. I'm just warming up. Hey, it's not gone yet, Vaughn. You never met a potty mouth like me. You need to be behaving. When? When is it shutting down? You poo bum. Oh! Nink and poop, nink and poop. Oh, you plonker. Shut your mouth, you silly wally. Wally.

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You silly billy. You dumb bum. God.

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God.

57.777 - 67.909 Hayley

It's going to be the wild west. Yeah, it's going to be crazy out there. It's going to be like podcasts on the radio. Yeah, oh gosh. So when's it all wrapping up and we're not sure? They just said they're winding it down.

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Yeah, right.

Chapter 2: How are people judged for using weight loss drugs?

333.748 - 352.317 Hayley

Well, they did a study. And now people are judged more harshly for being on a weight loss GLP-1 drug than they would be if they just stayed heavy and didn't try to lose weight at all. That's insane. What you're saying is you're damned if you do and you're damned if you don't. Yeah.

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352.297 - 379.755 Hayley

So it looked at people, their opinion on people who were bigger, heavyset, and were currently described as not attempting to lose any weight, just enjoying their body, I guess, and their opinion on people who are publicly taking a GLP-1 drug. And yeah, they had less positive personality traits, higher negative traits if they were taking these weight loss jabs.

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And people were less willing, I agree with this one, to socialise with people on a jab than socialise with a fat person. No, because they pick it. Yeah, they don't. I'm full. I'm full. And I'm just like... And we're going to order for the table.

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392.953 - 399.742 Hayley

If you're ordering for the table, you can't take... I mean, unless they are actually going to pay... You can't ask for the GLP discount on the group tab, by the way.

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No.

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You can't be like, I want to pay a quarter because I only ate a quarter because I'm on the jab. I'm like, look, it's on you. None of us need to go on this jab, but I would be devastated. It's one of our favourite things to do as a group. It's go out and eat a nice meal. We know we've ordered correctly. When the waiter says to Vaughan, that's a bit much. And we say, thank you.

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Then that's what we'll proceed with. I get to a point after about eight dishes, I'm looking at them over my glasses like this. We're vibing. And I'm like, and the skirt steak. And they're like,

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And Naz will be gone.

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And I can tell they'll go, yeah, we're pushing. Yeah. And I'll go two more.

Chapter 3: What are the top questions for the New Zealand citizenship test?

1028.386 - 1033.308 Hayley

Lung. It's a little, that's good. Good, put a lock that away, pop that in the old.

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1033.588 - 1038.233 Vaughn

Oh, that's a little bit grim. In your 50s. It's very depressing. Yeah, I'm so sorry.

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1038.253 - 1058.156 Hayley

Yeah, why did you, where's some good kind of. In your 50s, you are going to die from cancer. I'm just sort of doing this. In your 60s, cancer is it. Cancer and heart disease, cancer and heart disease. In your 70s, guess what? It's cancer and heart disease. Hey, okay, but I don't want to jinx it. But speaking of like longevity. Sorry, I just want to say 80s. Heart disease trumps cancer.

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1058.176 - 1069.351 Hayley

Well, cancer's been at us for bloody 50 years by now. I'm not surprised. If you've survived it by then. Yeah. But if we want to end this on a high, it's David Attenborough on Saturday, New Zealand time.

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It's going to be 100. Stop, stop, stop. What are you doing? Stop, stop, stop.

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I don't want to say anything on air until it happened. People, it's been in the news all week. It's been in the news all month. They're planning big celebrations and everything. Shut up. You've done it. You have done it. Someone just said, I'm glad I woke up for this cheery chat. I just really, really apologise. What were you thinking? Someone said, I thought you said sharts, not sharks.

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And I want to just confirm, I think zero deaths from sharting themselves to death.

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You'd die of embarrassment.

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Silly Little Pole, it's all thanks to Maccas this week. It's 6.56am. McDonald's breakfast serving until 11am. And all this week, when you take part in Silly Little Pole, we could draw you out and give you a month's worth of Maccas. Today's question. Do you and your partner go to bed at the same time? The options were yes, always, most of the time, or no, hardly ever.

Chapter 4: What happens when you blow the whistle on an affair?

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What did the career walk in on? So I have a small business.

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2829.415 - 2839.688 Brynley Stent

There she is. I do this so that I can win tickets to Fleet Short and Hayley Live, which is happening in Australia.

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I believe this is probably something from them that they say, you will win tickets if you get on another radio station and promote it. I'm so embarrassed.

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I'm so embarrassed.

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2859.396 - 2861.06 Vaughn

Emily, congratulations.

2861.922 - 2879.983 Hayley

That was so good from you. Really good. Do you know, like, well executed. We thought about doing this yesterday, and then coincidentally, for the first time ever in all the years we've both been doing Breakfast Radio, Clint from the radio station, The Corner, and I pulled up at the traffic lights next to each other coming off the motorway.

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Today.

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And he waved at me, and I waved at him, and we rolled the window down. I was like, G'day, mate. How are you? And he's like, Yeah, good, thanks. How are you? And I was like, Good, thanks. And he's like, Hey, I saw you guys were doing a tour later in the abyss.

Chapter 5: How do people react when they find out about infidelity?

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Oh, get out on. He gave me a thumbs up. He said, best of luck with selling that out. And I said, thanks, mate. Have a great day. And then the light went green and we went, and now look at that. What a prick you are.

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I still have my T-shirt from last year when I came and seen you guys in Christchurch. Oh, well, Emily.

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She's a fan, Emily.

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We're coming back.

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You've nailed it. We've got a double pass to Fletch, Juan and Hayley live. Congratulations.

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Thank you very much.

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So that's the first double pass. My feeling is like, do we send... I feel bad for the hedge. Do we send... Excuse me. Sorry, the cusp. Do we send them tickets?

Chapter 6: What are the challenges of revealing someone's cheating?

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Well, could we send them some of your melts, Emily? Do you have any melts left over, your business melts?

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2927.064 - 2929.067 Brynley Stent

I'm going to say, while I'm here, can I plug my small business?

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2929.087 - 2931.711 Hayley

Yeah, go on. Oh, it seems fair, doesn't it? Yeah.

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2931.731 - 2940.965 Brynley Stent

So I run Sweet As Scents. I do jelly wax melts. I'm one of the only people in New Zealand that works with jelly wax. Oh, I like jelly wax. What is jelly wax?

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2940.985 - 2945.872 Hayley

Oh, these look cool. Sounds edible to me. Sounds like it would taste delicious. Is it edible? Is it going to suck on it?

2945.892 - 2950.799 Brynley Stent

All right. So, share it around. They also make good Mother's Day presents. If you are in, like, Canterbury area, I can deliver.

Chapter 7: How do people choose to lie about their jobs?

2950.819 - 2952.963 Brynley Stent

Oh, where do people find you, Emily?

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Do you have a gram?

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I'm on this app. I have Instagram, TikTok, Facebook.

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Sweet as sense.

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Sweet as sense on Instagram.

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I have two websites.

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Look at that. Well, there you go. Go and support Emily. She's a hustler. Doing the hustle and a couple of tickets to Flesh, Fawn and Hayley live. Congratulations, Emily. We'll find some way of apologising to the cast. Yes, we will. It just feels like sending them free tickets to our show feels like another sting. Some flowers, maybe.

2976.482 - 2981.087 Fletch

The ZM Podcast Network. Play ZM's Flesh, Fawn and Hayley.

2981.067 - 3003.521 Hayley

Listen, I'm trying a new thing and I am really into it. I was in Australia and I went into the Evil Zara and I was looking around and found nothing. The Evil Zara? Is that like a... Yeah, they're quite problematic. And I went in there and I was looking at things. I thought you were literally saying the shop was called Evil Zara. No, no, no, no, no. Zara just is at its core evil.

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