Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - 7th May 2026
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This is Fletch, Fawn and Hayley's Big Pod.
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Good morning. Happy Thursday. Welcome to the show, Fletch, Fawn and Hayley. So we're going to be able to say whatever we want with no repercussions. Well, when the Broadcasting Standards Authority goes, Hayley, would there... Yes, it appears so. Funny that you can say swear words. Not funny that you could just completely misinform people and there's no repercussions for it. Oh, like, yeah, pet or something kind of BS. Yeah, yeah, yeah. See, I'm saying BS, but soon I'll say... Bullshit. Oh! I'm just warming up, baby. I'm just warming up. Hey, it's not gone yet, Vaughn. You never met a potty mouth like me. You need to be behaving. When? When is it shutting down? You poo bum. Oh! Nink and poop, nink and poop. Oh, you plonker.
Shut your mouth, you silly wally. Wally. You silly billy. You dumb bum. God.
God.
It's going to be the wild west. Yeah, it's going to be crazy out there. It's going to be like podcasts on the radio. Yeah, oh gosh. So when's it all wrapping up and we're not sure? They just said they're winding it down.
Yeah, right.
No official date. Yeah. Get on with it, you crazy, crazy. Man, I did not think you were going to say crazy. The very first tickets to win to Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley live. If you missed it. Yeah. We're coming to Wellington, Hamilton. And Christchurch. Yes. All the details at livenation.co.nz. Pre-sale will start this Friday. That's tomorrow. That is tomorrow. All the details at them online as well. The first tickets, we're going to tell you around 7.30 this morning how you can get your hands on those. Come up with a little concept. Yeah. And it's not just a call now to win. No, no, no, no. You're going to have to work for these. Yeah, it's going to require you to really be creative, I think. Yeah, I think so too.
The top six born very soon. Yeah, citizenship tests. The top six questions for new hopefuls. Do we already have a test? Is it America that has a test?
America does a test.
Italy also does a test. I think we've got a test. Yes, there is. There's a citizenship thing and you go along and I think you answer a few sort of arbitrary questions about... Right, yeah. They're not deep. Right. But America does, like the history and the presidents and that kind of stuff. Right, so they're talking about doing this for New Zealand citizens. Then you've got to get a B plus to pass. I've got the top six questions for New Hope for New Zealand citizens. Next on the show... We're quite quick to judge as humans, aren't we? Ozempic is the topic next. How are we judging people on Ozempic? Well, just any weight loss drugs. Yeah, any of the jabs, the quick jabs. I'm not a judgmental person. Oh, great.
He says just before the song comes in, ZM. Now, Ozempic Monjaro... What are you giving your cat that to?
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I came home from Australia and I had to sit down the Sproul family and I said, you look at him. They treat your pets like grandchildren. They keep loading them up with treats. Look what you've done to my boy. I look, because, you know, it's for the cats. Like, Rolly's quite a small cat in general. It's the bird's eye view test. When you look over. Yes. And they're not supposed to puff out in the mid. And he's 10, so we need to be, like, we're keeping an eye. And he was flaring in the mid. I mean, so am I, but. We're all having a little mid flare. Yeah. Article from the 12th of December last year. Go on. Ozempic for cats is coming. Oh, piss off. And vets are testing it. That's on the owner. Yeah, they literally can't open the fridge.
We've done that. We need to exercise them. We need to stop feeding them so much.
I know.
I've talked to vets about it. It's the worst part about their job, having to tell people that their cat's fat and the person takes it really personally. Well, my mum and dad have absolutely, because they just adore Raleigh and he's the best, have been feeding him up. And then I told them off. We sat down for a family hooey and mum said, no, he hasn't. It's winter and he's getting his furry coat.
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Chapters
7 chapters
1
What is discussed at the start of this section?
0:00–5:33
2
How are people judged for using weight loss drugs?
5:33–17:08
3
What are the top questions for the New Zealand citizenship test?
17:08–47:04
4
What happens when you blow the whistle on an affair?
47:04–48:08
5
How do people react when they find out about infidelity?
48:08–48:42
6
What are the challenges of revealing someone's cheating?
48:42–49:10
7
How do people choose to lie about their jobs?
49:10–1:32:12
Speakers
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