Heather Gay

You know, for the past eight years, I feel like I've operated from my bread and bed and from bread too.

And a lot of people would call that clinical depression, but I call that effectiveness as in my daughters are so effective in making me want to just crawl up into my bed and stay there for the rest of my life.

Like, if you're going to go with that light, just keep it white.

But I like the sort of that light yellow, sort of like kind of Easter colors.

She's like, I'm trying to get away from the trauma of Mormonism, which is why I'm going to paint this room in the colors of Easter.

It's like, no, just keep it white or go for like a dark contrast.

But all the three colors that she put up there, pink, butter, and like whatever the periwinkle was.

I know I love that was the big, the worst thing.

She likes patterns.

She gets excited every time we drive by a Chevron station.

She's like, well, mom, that's your whole identity, but it's not mine.

And I don't know why you're being Greek, your whole identity.

Did I not give her enough baklava?

Did I not give her enough spanakopita as a child?

Have I failed?

Have I failed Zeus?

I'll tell you, Electra is never going to be on House Hunters because they don't like people that say, I grew up in a modern house and therefore I don't want that.

Like everyone in House Hunters is just like reliving their childhood.

Like, well, I really want to have an open concept house that's dark white because that's what I grew up with and I just really love it.

We had a leaky radiator growing up that almost gave us carbon monoxide poisoning five times.