Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
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Hi, everyone. Welcome back. This is part two of a two-part recap. If you're wondering where part one was, well, go check in the feed and be sure to subscribe so that way you always get your episodes. But enough of that. Let's get right back into the episode. So now we go to Angie arriving at Heather's house. Speaking of Heather Gay...
And she goes upstairs to this room, this big room with all these nice windows and snowing outside. It's actually quite cozy. And Heather's like, hi, I'm turning this room into, well, it was a storage room for all the girls stuff that was, you know, it was both a physical burden, but also a metaphorical burden because It reminded me that I would be trapped in my bedroom.
The only place where I could find a sanctuary was underneath the duvet. So I moved all of it out, just like my daughters. And I'm just going to make it my own creative office because I haven't been able to experience creativity since that first baby's head popped out of my vagina so many years ago. But now it's flowing through my veins once again.
And like it's now my study annex, it's going to have a desk. It's going to have a bookcase. And this is where I'm going to write. This is where I'm going to do all the fun things I never got to do because I have daughters.
I am Greek. I am Greek. I am Greek. Oh, wow. It's a special doorbell chime for Angie. Angie, come in. I'm finally getting rid of my daughters. I'm going to call this the bitches are gone room. Come in. Check it out.
You know, for the past eight years, I feel like I've operated from my bread and bed and from bread too. And a lot of people would call that clinical depression, but I call that effectiveness as in my daughters are so effective in making me want to just crawl up into my bed and stay there for the rest of my life.
So she's got pink colors. They're all different versions of really bright white. There's like one that's tinted pink and one that's tinted mint, but they're kind of fluorescent once they start putting them on the wall. But I mean, they're too icy for living. You're already living in an icy place. You know, you need some warmth in there, right? Well, I just kind of feel like
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Chapter 2: What happens when Angie arrives at Heather's house?
Like, if you're going to go with that light, just keep it white. But I like the sort of that light yellow, sort of like kind of Easter colors. She's like, I'm trying to get away from the trauma of Mormonism, which is why I'm going to paint this room in the colors of Easter. It's like, no, just keep it white or go for like a dark contrast.
But all the three colors that she put up there, pink, butter, and like whatever the periwinkle was.
Mint green or something like that. Mint green. Yeah. I don't like any of them. I'm kind of fluorescent-y. So she's like, it's supposed to be an ice blue, ice pink, and then a butter yellow. And Angie is like, well, my house is stark white. Well, mine is too. It's white everywhere in here. I just look like floating eyes walking through my house.
He's like, okay, well, Elektra doesn't like how modern and clean our house is. She wants to live somewhere warmer. She loves patterns and non-Greek people. Is she rebelling because of what she grew up in? Or is she really, this is who she's really going to be? Did I raise a daughter who likes patterns?
I know I love that was the big, the worst thing. She likes patterns. She gets excited every time we drive by a Chevron station.
So the other day she told her that she's working on getting her Greek citizenship. And Heather's like, oh my God, you are. I love that. And so they hug and stuff. And Angie's like, well, I had to tell you. But when I shared it with Electra, I thought she would say, ooh, cool. But her reaction was not what I expected. Doodly-doot. Doodly-doot. Doodly-doot.
So we go to a memory of her telling Electra that she's getting her citizenship. And Electra's like, I don't care. You're really taking this great thing far, Mom. Fuck.
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Chapter 3: How does Heather plan to transform her space?
She's like, well, mom, that's your whole identity, but it's not mine. And I don't know why you're being Greek, your whole identity. Did I not give her enough baklava? Did I not give her enough spanakopita as a child? Have I failed? Have I failed Zeus?
She said the most offensive thing that she could ever say to me. She said, mom, not every day is Lainey Kazan day. How dare you?
I'll tell you, Electra is never going to be on House Hunters because they don't like people that say, I grew up in a modern house and therefore I don't want that. Like everyone in House Hunters is just like reliving their childhood. Like, well, I really want to have an open concept house that's dark white because that's what I grew up with and I just really love it.
Yeah.
Chapter 4: What does Angie reveal about her Greek heritage?
Especially the men, though, on that show. The men are like really attached to their childhood homes. They're like, this is the first time. My father really disapproved of me. And the first memory I had of him being disappointed in me, the room had wood paneling. So I'd love a room with wood paneling. It's like, bro.
We had a leaky radiator growing up that almost gave us carbon monoxide poisoning five times. So if we could have that in the house, I would love that. It's just so great. I love that thrill. That's what they all are because they don't have any design sense and they don't, they don't know anything about interior design or like what makes a house good.
So all they can rely on is like their fond childhood memories. And then all these people have to like cater to it. And it's so stupid.
but anyway uh angie is basically saying how like being a parent to a teen is like walking a tightrope and like she doesn't want to be me by her side every minute she doesn't need me by her side she's becoming independent and i'm like hello i am a recent gay icon in pop culture how do you not want me by your side i'm hilarious gays love me what is wrong with you
I just want her to want to be my best friend and go everywhere with me. Cut to Heather. Thank God my daughters aren't by my side anymore, wanting to be me, wanting to be my best friend. Fuck those bitches! So Heather's like, wow, it really hurts. You have to put your ego on the back burner with girls, you know? That's what I tell them.
Put your ego on the back burner and put your backpack on your back with all of your belongings into it and get out of my house.
You know me, Heather Gay, known for putting her ego on the back burner. Anyway, here is a copy of my latest book. Please take this with you as you go and give it to a stranger and tell them to give a good review on Yelp.
So we've talked about Ice Pink. Let's talk about the party the other day. Okay, at Amy, the socialite's house. It was just so loud. I was just so afraid of getting caught in the fray of all of it. So I just hid. I just hid away.
More like you lit the match and then covered while the explosion went off. You didn't hide. You threw the rock and you ran and hid. You ran and hid your hands. The Molotov cocktail. You are not a shrinking violet. Roses are red. Violets are shrinking. Wait. So then we see a flashback of literally Heather running away from the conflict that she was part of brewing up. And then when you'd be like,
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Chapter 5: What controversial lunch event does Lisa organize?
Wasn't she mostly silent every once she was silent, right?
Britney, I don't want to hear the lies anymore. I do not want to hear the lies anymore.
Mary's like, no, you did not stick up for your friend, Meredith. Yes, I did, Mary. I just said, no, you didn't. Well, I spoke up. I said, don't you dare say that. I said, don't say that. And then I said the rest through my eyes, which speak as loudly as my mouth.
They're trying to cause problems with us, Lisa. Don't listen to them. And Lisa's like, I'm not. I'm not listening to them. I believe you. I believe you, Meredith.
I believe you. This doesn't prove anything, Lisa. It doesn't. Oh, yeah?
How are you unwinding your business, Whitney? How are you unwinding it? Don't talk about her business. Yeah, now they're all offended that she's talking about business. How dare you? Don't say anything about her business. You're deflecting. Oh, yeah?
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Chapter 6: How do the housewives react to Lisa's poster boards?
But how are you unwinding it?
You don't know anything about my business. Stop it. Yeah, you don't know anything about Blake Lively, so... But I'm getting out of business. It didn't work out for me, so... Oh, yeah, so nobody put money into your company?
No one did, like, a $10,000 buy-in?
No, Justin and I put in money in chocolate syrup, and we put in that money, and I'm paying... I'm paying out of line. Can I start from the top about this?
Yeah, but you know what? Then why are people bitching about you on tech talk? Yeah. Cause you're like on tech talk.
digger digger there she is which was by the way true that was hilarious when when lisa was going like hard in the paint saying she doesn't dig things up and like she's already brought up three different things in this luncheon alone about stuff that she's read somewhere well but yeah but whitney's argument but no i don't think so because whitney's argument was lisa everyone's tagging us in all these stories online how are we not supposed to know and then lisa then she turns around and she's like oh you heard something about me on tiktok then you're digging
No, I mean, if it's okay for you to talk about stories that you were tagged on on Instagram, you think she's not tagged in all these stories too? They're all so ridiculous. They're funny.
I don't know. I think Whitney has a point here because Lisa, because, well, the original argument was with Bronwyn and like Lisa is accusing Bronwyn of digging things up and Bronwyn's like, you dig. And then Lisa's like, I don't dig, I don't dig at all. And then Lisa's like, oh, well, this is what I found out about you on TikTok. It's like, you do dig as much as everyone else does.
And the truth is like digging something up, like finding something on TikTok is, is more diggy than lawsuits being in the newspaper, I think.
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