Heather Gay

So if we could have that in the house, I would love that.

It's just so great.

I love that thrill.

That's what they all are because they don't have any design sense and they don't, they don't know anything about interior design or like what makes a house good.

So all they can rely on is like their fond childhood memories.

And then all these people have to like cater to it.

And it's so stupid.

but anyway uh angie is basically saying how like being a parent to a teen is like walking a tightrope and like she doesn't want to be me by her side every minute she doesn't need me by her side she's becoming independent and i'm like hello i am a recent gay icon in pop culture how do you not want me by your side i'm hilarious gays love me what is wrong with you

You know me, Heather Gay, known for putting her ego on the back burner.

Anyway, here is a copy of my latest book.

Please take this with you as you go and give it to a stranger and tell them to give a good review on Yelp.

More like you lit the match and then covered while the explosion went off.

You didn't hide.

You threw the rock and you ran and hid.

You ran and hid your hands.

The Molotov cocktail.

You are not a shrinking violet.

Roses are red.

Violets are shrinking.

Wait.