Heather Thomas
speaker
1,616 appearances
7 recordings
2 series
first heard Mar 2026
last heard 31 Aug
Heather Thomas’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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But you didn't think you'd find yourself tied up like this, squirming on the kitchen floor.
Don't you worry.
Once Silas finishes writing his proof that
When etched into your skin, we'll open a fractal gate.
We'll go upstairs.
Up the spiral staircase.
I lost my eyebrows on a Thursday.
I distinctly remember because I had previously scheduled a Friday night date.
I cancelled it that morning due to the two unfortunate circumstances suffered by my forehead.
To clarify, I didn't exactly lose my eyebrows.
They weren't lost, they
They were stuck to two strips of wax resting at the bottom of the trash can on the salon floor.
No, they were taken.
Ripped from my face by my boss and the salon's HBIC.
Harriet.
To add some context to my lament.
I'm an esthetician at a locally renowned salon in Spa.
Aesthetic skincare is pretty much the stratum basal layer of dermatology.
And unfortunately, my passion.
I wax and peel and extract like nobody's business.
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