Hecklefish
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The universe is a dark forest. Every civilization is an armed hunter stalking through the trees like a ghost, gently pushing aside branches that block the path and trying to tread without sound. Even breathing is done with care. The hunter has to be careful because everywhere in the forest are stealthy hunters like him.
If he finds other life, another hunter, an angel or a demon, a delicate infant or a tottering old man, a fairy or a demigod, there's only one thing he can do, open fire and eliminate them. In this forest, hell is other people, an eternal threat that any life that exposes its own existence will be swiftly wiped out. This is the picture of cosmic civilization.
It's the explanation of the Fermi paradox.
I played Polybius in Area 51, a secret code inside the Bible said I was. I love my UFOs and paranormal fun as well as music, so I'm singing like I should. But then another conspiracy theory becomes the truth, my friends, and it never ends. No, it never ends. Did Stanley Kubrick fake the moon landing alone on a film set? Were the shadow people there?
The Roswell aliens just fought the smiling man, I'm told. And his name was Cold. And I can't believe it. We'll be right back. The Mothman sightings and the solar storm still come to have got the secret city underground. Mysterious number stations, planets are both two. Project Stargate and where the Dark Watchers found. In a simulation, don't you worry though.
The black knight said a lot, he told me so. I can't believe I'm dancing with the fish. Heck, no fish on Thursday nights when they chase you. And the wild boars love to beat all through the night. All I ever wanted was to just hear the truth. So the wild boars love to beat all through the night. We'll see you next week. to dance. Yeah.
Gertie loves to dance on the dance floor because she is a camel. And camels love to dance when the feeling is right on wasting time. Gertie loves