Helen Crane

So, yeah, definitely worth checking the rules.

You know, clearly also for your own safety.

It's not always about just getting your money back.

You know, please, please also check for the sake of your own life.

Can I just say one thing on this?

Yeah.

So...

Everyone who's read this article in the office has said, God, that's so strange.

I've never come across that.

When I was a kid, so this is in the mid-1990s in the Midlands, our local Asda had mooing cows and clucking chickens in the supermarket.

Wow.

So you go up...

Yeah, kids could go up and press a button and the cows go moo.

Obviously incredibly annoying.

I remember my mum banned me from pressing the cow moo thing because imagine you're walking around Asda and they're just endless kids.

The moo was going off almost constantly.

But it just made everyone want to get out of the supermarket more quickly because it was, again, incredibly annoying.

How was the bee?

Listen to Helen.

Yeah, so the cows were where the milk was and the hens were on top of the bit where they keep the eggs.