Helen Zaltzman

That reminded me of when I was in a Carol Churchill play, Andy, where all the words just got boiled down to the letters B and K. Very good for the Burger King franchise.

Carol Churchill was a big Burger King fan.

Pretty jet-lagged, Andy.

Anything could happen, by which I mean absolute garbage could fall out my mouth any time.

Just fade my mic down and then throw me into a bin.

Okay, well, get ready for perfection.

I know, and that's been a big psychological hurdle to get over, actually.

Everyone still talks about it.

It's a joy to be back.

I've got some granular local news from the Pollock Shields area.

Oh, that's good.

Unfortunately, the knits are back.

And it's not even just the primary school.

They are rife amongst the three to five room at the nursery.

It's absolute knit carnage.

Johnny, my kid's dad, a little kid came up to him in the nursery room when he was going to pick up our daughter, gave him a big hug and then said, hi, I've got knits.

It's a real the knits are back.

Good news, however, the bum worms, they're on the way out.

So, you know, they give with one hand, they take with the other.

It's starting to reflect badly on him, I think.