Helen Zaltzman

Um, well, I wanted to ask you two as comedians, how much would you have to be paid to punch up a speech by King Charles?

I actually thought about this because it's a, it's a 30 minute speech and I listened to it and there are actually some good jokes in it.

Right.

But you have to factor in that is his whole job.

That's all he has to do is do that.

So yeah, like he doesn't have anything else to do.

So he can do a 30 minutes that's full of good jokes.

Like,

I'd be able to do 30 minutes of good jokes if that was my whole job.

It's harder to do.

I've got other stuff I have to do as well.

And I also think the key thing to remember here is he's only done 30 minutes, so next year he can still be eligible for the best newcomer award at the end of the sprint.

A lot of daddy's home.

This is exciting for me because this is actually going to be the first time I can showcase my Prince Charles impression that I've been working on since I actually started stand-up in 1999.

So I do Prince Charles.

Camilla.

Obviously, I have to update it, but, you know, I've just been practicing so hard for these 30 years.

That was on Danny.

We did, and King Charles.

Prince Charles, as he was, yep.