Helen Zaltzman
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Podcast Appearances
Maybe I would have beaten David O'Doherty.
I'm 17 years old.
To be fair to him, and I respond similarly to history podcasts that are monologues, I find it very difficult to pay attention.
you need a reenactment and this is the this is the issue I have actually right it's all stupid pointless theatre like it's like when they were like oh the queen's wearing a spider brooch oh she's absolutely witheringly put them down it's like yes and nothing has changed she has done nothing and like with this you have a king
In his big houses, he has so many swords.
He is literally, you know, that was his job in the olden days.
He should have showed up.
When he was in the army?
No, I mean a thousand years ago.
He's not that old.
We can't be sure.
He gets the sword out.
He goes to town on them all.
That's what I want, is I want a king returning to some kind of... He's mentioning the Magna Carta.
If he's going to talk the talk, walk the walk, get a sword out, get that big scepter orb thing whacking around, you know?
That would be useful on the world stage.
Then all the headlines would be...
England has a watch out.