Henry Zabrowski

And so he put his plan into motion that night, telling his family he's going on a solo kayaking trip because that's what fathers do. So he drove 50 miles from his home in Watertown to Green Lake, right? So then he said he picked Green Lake because this is how much research he did, was that it was the deepest lake in Wisconsin. Okay. That's a great reason. He knows what to do.

And so he put his plan into motion that night, telling his family he's going on a solo kayaking trip because that's what fathers do. So he drove 50 miles from his home in Watertown to Green Lake, right? So then he said he picked Green Lake because this is how much research he did, was that it was the deepest lake in Wisconsin. Okay. That's a great reason. He knows what to do.

And so he put his plan into motion that night, telling his family he's going on a solo kayaking trip because that's what fathers do. So he drove 50 miles from his home in Watertown to Green Lake, right? So then he said he picked Green Lake because this is how much research he did, was that it was the deepest lake in Wisconsin. Okay. That's a great reason. He knows what to do.

So he paddles, kayaks in the middle of the lake. Throw the raft, inflate into the raft, gets out of the kayak, into the raft, overturns the kayak, sinks it, but puts it, like, knocks a hole in it, sinks it to the bottom. He then paddles back to the shore in the raft. He dumps his cell phone in a tackle box with his license and all this shit. I didn't know how he did this, right?

So he paddles, kayaks in the middle of the lake. Throw the raft, inflate into the raft, gets out of the kayak, into the raft, overturns the kayak, sinks it, but puts it, like, knocks a hole in it, sinks it to the bottom. He then paddles back to the shore in the raft. He dumps his cell phone in a tackle box with his license and all this shit. I didn't know how he did this, right?

So he paddles, kayaks in the middle of the lake. Throw the raft, inflate into the raft, gets out of the kayak, into the raft, overturns the kayak, sinks it, but puts it, like, knocks a hole in it, sinks it to the bottom. He then paddles back to the shore in the raft. He dumps his cell phone in a tackle box with his license and all this shit. I didn't know how he did this, right?

In a tackle box, dumps it back in the lake. He's been so afraid. So far, so good. Absolutely. He's so afraid because now he's had to walk out of the lake in waist-deep muck that then he has to crawl on his belly and almost snow angel style mix up all the mud. Well, yeah, because you can't have the footprints. None. So he then, he had position.

In a tackle box, dumps it back in the lake. He's been so afraid. So far, so good. Absolutely. He's so afraid because now he's had to walk out of the lake in waist-deep muck that then he has to crawl on his belly and almost snow angel style mix up all the mud. Well, yeah, because you can't have the footprints. None. So he then, he had position.

In a tackle box, dumps it back in the lake. He's been so afraid. So far, so good. Absolutely. He's so afraid because now he's had to walk out of the lake in waist-deep muck that then he has to crawl on his belly and almost snow angel style mix up all the mud. Well, yeah, because you can't have the footprints. None. So he then, he had position.

So before this, he had put an electronic bike in the woods on the other side of the lake. Yeah. And so he got his electronic bike covered in mud. Only in Wisconsin that wouldn't get stolen. Dude. Goes, takes his bike 70 miles all night. He bikes all night to Madison.

So before this, he had put an electronic bike in the woods on the other side of the lake. Yeah. And so he got his electronic bike covered in mud. Only in Wisconsin that wouldn't get stolen. Dude. Goes, takes his bike 70 miles all night. He bikes all night to Madison.

So before this, he had put an electronic bike in the woods on the other side of the lake. Yeah. And so he got his electronic bike covered in mud. Only in Wisconsin that wouldn't get stolen. Dude. Goes, takes his bike 70 miles all night. He bikes all night to Madison.

Oh, the bike's moving, moving. I'm coming, Ulia. I'm coming, Ulia. And so he fucking, he goes, he gets on a bus to Toronto. Somehow, this is the power of Uzbekistan pussy. He talked his way through customs. I mean, it's easy to talk your way into Canada. How? He had no passport. He had no driver's license. Hey! It's me! I'm good for it! Tim Hortons! Tim Hortons! You must be Canadian.

Oh, the bike's moving, moving. I'm coming, Ulia. I'm coming, Ulia. And so he fucking, he goes, he gets on a bus to Toronto. Somehow, this is the power of Uzbekistan pussy. He talked his way through customs. I mean, it's easy to talk your way into Canada. How? He had no passport. He had no driver's license. Hey! It's me! I'm good for it! Tim Hortons! Tim Hortons! You must be Canadian.

Oh, the bike's moving, moving. I'm coming, Ulia. I'm coming, Ulia. And so he fucking, he goes, he gets on a bus to Toronto. Somehow, this is the power of Uzbekistan pussy. He talked his way through customs. I mean, it's easy to talk your way into Canada. How? He had no passport. He had no driver's license. Hey! It's me! I'm good for it! Tim Hortons! Tim Hortons! You must be Canadian.

Oh, you gotta be. And so he, I don't know how the fuck he got through. I don't know how he did it. I mean, fire that guy, dude. Well, it's just, I mean, you have to, I think that's right. You ever seen the movie Greenland? No. The whole dumb ass movie. I like that movie. People tell me I look like Gerard Butler. Who? Blind people? Right in the sidestories, L-P-O-T-L, at gmail.com.

Oh, you gotta be. And so he, I don't know how the fuck he got through. I don't know how he did it. I mean, fire that guy, dude. Well, it's just, I mean, you have to, I think that's right. You ever seen the movie Greenland? No. The whole dumb ass movie. I like that movie. People tell me I look like Gerard Butler. Who? Blind people? Right in the sidestories, L-P-O-T-L, at gmail.com.

Oh, you gotta be. And so he, I don't know how the fuck he got through. I don't know how he did it. I mean, fire that guy, dude. Well, it's just, I mean, you have to, I think that's right. You ever seen the movie Greenland? No. The whole dumb ass movie. I like that movie. People tell me I look like Gerard Butler. Who? Blind people? Right in the sidestories, L-P-O-T-L, at gmail.com.

Let me know if I look like Gerard Butler. That movie. Hold on, let me give him a mean face. Whoa, yeah, that is attractive. That is more, yeah, sort of. Yeah, you look like if he was sick, in a way.

Let me know if I look like Gerard Butler. That movie. Hold on, let me give him a mean face. Whoa, yeah, that is attractive. That is more, yeah, sort of. Yeah, you look like if he was sick, in a way.