Henry Zabrowski

Let me know if I look like Gerard Butler. That movie. Hold on, let me give him a mean face. Whoa, yeah, that is attractive. That is more, yeah, sort of. Yeah, you look like if he was sick, in a way.

We've got to protect this place. That's my Gerard Butler. But that whole shit fuck movie is all about how the world's ending. It's all this thing. But he somehow talks. It's like the whole world stops to save this one white family. Oh, yeah. You know what I mean? It's like the whole world has to revolve around Gerard Butler. All these fucking movies. It's just like, what will happen to his son?

We've got to protect this place. That's my Gerard Butler. But that whole shit fuck movie is all about how the world's ending. It's all this thing. But he somehow talks. It's like the whole world stops to save this one white family. Oh, yeah. You know what I mean? It's like the whole world has to revolve around Gerard Butler. All these fucking movies. It's just like, what will happen to his son?

We've got to protect this place. That's my Gerard Butler. But that whole shit fuck movie is all about how the world's ending. It's all this thing. But he somehow talks. It's like the whole world stops to save this one white family. Oh, yeah. You know what I mean? It's like the whole world has to revolve around Gerard Butler. All these fucking movies. It's just like, what will happen to his son?

I don't know, bro. Eight billion people are going to fucking die. And then he takes it. He gets it. Spoiler. Sorry, guys. He gets he convinces them to bring his son and he sneaks his son in, realizing. But also the whole reason why they didn't want his son to come in is because he had diabetes. He was going to die immediately because there was no medicine. So he just brought him to die. Yep.

I don't know, bro. Eight billion people are going to fucking die. And then he takes it. He gets it. Spoiler. Sorry, guys. He gets he convinces them to bring his son and he sneaks his son in, realizing. But also the whole reason why they didn't want his son to come in is because he had diabetes. He was going to die immediately because there was no medicine. So he just brought him to die. Yep.

I don't know, bro. Eight billion people are going to fucking die. And then he takes it. He gets it. Spoiler. Sorry, guys. He gets he convinces them to bring his son and he sneaks his son in, realizing. But also the whole reason why they didn't want his son to come in is because he had diabetes. He was going to die immediately because there was no medicine. So he just brought him to die. Yep.

That's it. No medicine in Greenland. But that's what this guy did in Canada at the border. You know, he said they're being like, I got to get through there. You don't know what the fuck it. You don't know what I got to do, man.

That's it. No medicine in Greenland. But that's what this guy did in Canada at the border. You know, he said they're being like, I got to get through there. You don't know what the fuck it. You don't know what I got to do, man.

That's it. No medicine in Greenland. But that's what this guy did in Canada at the border. You know, he said they're being like, I got to get through there. You don't know what the fuck it. You don't know what I got to do, man.

All right. So then he flew to Paris. Romantic. And then he flew to an unspecified country in Asia. And that's where this lucky lady picked him up. Apparently, he spent a couple of days in a hotel. And then they took up in there. You know, everyone wants to go on a romantic, romantic vacation to the war torn country of Georgia. Yes.

All right. So then he flew to Paris. Romantic. And then he flew to an unspecified country in Asia. And that's where this lucky lady picked him up. Apparently, he spent a couple of days in a hotel. And then they took up in there. You know, everyone wants to go on a romantic, romantic vacation to the war torn country of Georgia. Yes.

All right. So then he flew to Paris. Romantic. And then he flew to an unspecified country in Asia. And that's where this lucky lady picked him up. Apparently, he spent a couple of days in a hotel. And then they took up in there. You know, everyone wants to go on a romantic, romantic vacation to the war torn country of Georgia. Yes.

And so he went to Georgia, which is not, y'all noticed too in New York City, there's a lot of that now. People doing a lot of the Ukrainian food and the Georgian food. Yeah. And it is interesting. It is its own thing, but it's definitely weird to see a bunch of like hip, like New York fashion people eat stuff like grark. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? Where it's just like potato beet stew.

And so he went to Georgia, which is not, y'all noticed too in New York City, there's a lot of that now. People doing a lot of the Ukrainian food and the Georgian food. Yeah. And it is interesting. It is its own thing, but it's definitely weird to see a bunch of like hip, like New York fashion people eat stuff like grark. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? Where it's just like potato beet stew.

And so he went to Georgia, which is not, y'all noticed too in New York City, there's a lot of that now. People doing a lot of the Ukrainian food and the Georgian food. Yeah. And it is interesting. It is its own thing, but it's definitely weird to see a bunch of like hip, like New York fashion people eat stuff like grark. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? Where it's just like potato beet stew.

Yeah, just like caviar and eel. Yeah, yeah, it's very strange. So he goes to Georgia, and now this is when they started to realize, he realized his story went national. The investigators that contacted the board worked through the information they found in a laptop he left behind, including a photo of the woman he traveled to meet.

Yeah, just like caviar and eel. Yeah, yeah, it's very strange. So he goes to Georgia, and now this is when they started to realize, he realized his story went national. The investigators that contacted the board worked through the information they found in a laptop he left behind, including a photo of the woman he traveled to meet.

Yeah, just like caviar and eel. Yeah, yeah, it's very strange. So he goes to Georgia, and now this is when they started to realize, he realized his story went national. The investigators that contacted the board worked through the information they found in a laptop he left behind, including a photo of the woman he traveled to meet.

He told investigators he had to leave the laptop to make his death believable, but then he did leave too much money on it. But I will say, good guy alert. What'd he do? He set up, before he faked his own death, he set up a life insurance policy for $375,000 for his family. Okay. This is, again, he's an idiot. This man is a criminal idiot. But at least he had half a conscience. He tried.