HG Nelson

I mean, chalk and cheese.

In the fairness of some of these issues, they could be appropriately handled by the Minister of Foreign Affairs.

In 2026, incidentally, the big red V has racked up 11 dumps on the trot.

The latest against the WA, tuned, thank you, Fubby, Warriors 30, Drags 12.

Good to have the Fubster back with us, the dare I say man back on the horn.

Now, know-it-alls will see this as a glass half-empty opportunity, but the joint venture, wait for it,

only has to drop two more and they will equal an NRL record of 13 blots in a row.

That record is currently tightly held by Newcastle from the 2005 season.

That's before the unmade bet Andrew Johns and Danny Butterball-Braderis turned up.

And the Hope of the Hunter then went on and won eight out of their final 11 that year.

On the upside...

You know, many are hoping to see records broken and so the Saints have the Broncos and the Sharks as the next two opponents.

It's not impossible that the big test, you know, and the big test begins tomorrow against the Clippity Clops at Suncorp, 2pm.

Turn in, ABC will be there.

Now, could the Dragons end up with the Spoon?

This is an intriguing prospect because in the new Centre of Excellence, the first piece of silverware for the new digs could be made of wood, could be made of wood.

And the spoon, that would be a first in, I think, club history anywhere that silverware became made of wood and snared by, you know, obviously...

A hopeless team.

In late news, just in the Fashion Week update, the Newcastle Knights have made the catwalk their own with a groundbreaking merchandise collaboration with an Australian lifestyle brand, Essaint.

Get it?