HG Nelson

You know, I don't know.

Do I get it?

No, I don't.

I just don't understand.

I mean, it's a dramatic rebrand for a club that up until now has largely been a shorts and singlet operation.

AFL and in passing, Origin in February 2027 features South Australia v Western Australia.

That's a fact.

This is the one the public have been screaming for.

Everyone in Victoria wants this one.

The Crow Eaters up against the Sandgravers at Optus in Perth.

I mean, talk about a national game.

There's plenty of time, incidentally, to get great plot lines going between obviously South Australia and Western Australia.

about who has the biggest snakes, the best beer and the most heat.

And then coming back to the AFL Commission and under the stern gaze and gavel of Commissioner Gerard Whatley, it's got its hands full with a deep dive into the injury list on Richmond and Essendon, who are...

Let's face it, both at record levels.

And now the bombers have crashed into the hangar and changing their pilot mid-season.

There are suggestions that former great James Heard is on his way back to the bombatorium.

But those running the cove are talking and saying it'll never happen.

They'll never get Heard back.

They haven't got a hope.