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Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?
This is an ABC podcast. Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, jet ski loons looking for a picnic to splash and fat tyre e-bike rodeo clowns creating untold mayhem on footpaths across the nation. Our great code stands on the precipice of international sporting greatness.
So, with soul in the shorts, feeling in the feet, and joy in the jumper, it's time to bump, it's time to thump, it's time to sink the slipper. Let's pull the cord on the Evinrude two-stroke and set off for the far horizon.
It's another blast of bludgeoning on the blindside with the master of midfield mayhem rampaging Roy Slavin and the man with a fistful of bait and burly, Captain Flathead, HG Nelson.
Yes, TF Mart Cedric has been sump AO, aka The Drain. The sumpster is torching the blindside blue paper for another week and that's the familiar sound of the aforementioned sumpster camped in the ABC spot soundproof booth on ABC Local Radio and the home of ABC Rabbit. Let's not forget that. Hello, Australia. HG Nelson lifting the lid on another magnificent week of consenting concussion magic.
And certainly consenting concussion magic was to the fore Wednesday night. What an incredible week. What a week. What a week. Well, can I just put it, sum it up completely in this following phrase, a week when too much sport is barely enough. It's another Super Saturday here on ABC Sport, and can I quickly jump to the meat of the sandwich? It's going to be another fully sick Saturday.
Bludgers, remember, this is the trip of a lifetime, and so to the greatest game of all, what a week. The scores sure tell one story, but the game once again is chocobot full of subplots in tree, groaning with horror scenarios, including a witch's coven under the black dot. That witch's coven's been there for ages, but no one's spotted it until I did on Wednesday night.
Nothing but nothing in this show will stretch the bounds of good taste or plausibility. State of origin in 2026 erupted in Sydney Wednesday night. It was surreal. Have you got that round your... wrapped your head around that idea? Surreal. I don't think I've ever used that word in the context of rugby league, but it was. It was surreal.
Only way to describe it, I mean, the tune, if you don't mind, Dr. Darley, New South Wales 22, Queensland 20. And then Thursday, it was NRLW once again. And even though the Blues had snared the series with match two, there was pride, pride on the line, pride oozing out of every pore of our great footballing sides.
New South Wales run in a clean sweep in the third prong, but it was still full of danger and glamour. Tune plays Maestro Tico, the forgotten man of... The sound of ABC and ABC Sport and ABC Local Radio. Tune, New South Wales 12, Queensland 4. In passing, should Origin team selection be a top-rating TV event special, say, Sunday nights at 6pm on 9?
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Chapter 2: What are the key highlights from the State of Origin?
Get it? You know, I don't know. Do I get it? No, I don't. I just don't understand. I mean, it's a dramatic rebrand for a club that up until now has largely been a shorts and singlet operation. AFL and in passing, Origin in February 2027 features South Australia v Western Australia. That's a fact. This is the one the public have been screaming for. Everyone in Victoria wants this one.
The Crow Eaters up against the Sandgravers at Optus in Perth. I mean, talk about a national game. There's plenty of time, incidentally, to get great plot lines going between obviously South Australia and Western Australia. about who has the biggest snakes, the best beer and the most heat.
And then coming back to the AFL Commission and under the stern gaze and gavel of Commissioner Gerard Whatley, it's got its hands full with a deep dive into the injury list on Richmond and Essendon, who are... Let's face it, both at record levels. And now the bombers have crashed into the hangar and changing their pilot mid-season.
There are suggestions that former great James Heard is on his way back to the bombatorium. But those running the cove are talking and saying it'll never happen. They'll never get Heard back. They haven't got a hope.
I mean, Herd wants to go back by the looks, but, you know, the top people, the top people, I'm not sure who the top people are, but, you know, whispers reaching me from the top say it's never going to happen. Elsewhere, a name change controversy lurks. The Whatley Royal Commission is calling for submissions from football fans for a new name for the GWS Giants. I mean, what's wrong with Giants?
I love it. An expert subcommittee headed up by Cain Corns, Ross Lyon, Ambassador Curnow, Tex Walker and Grub Green have been tasked... with the job of producing a new name and expect to have a short list by, wait for it, November 1.
With the new name looming, the Giants made a big statement at Energy last Sunday when the premiers, against the premiers, should I say, in the third quarter, the big, big sound from the west of the town, booted 14 goals, four points, an AFL third quarter record. That's an incredible number. You know, let's say they're 20 minutes long.
Yeah.
Can I do the maths here correctly? 20 minutes, roughly. So every 90 seconds, they're kicking a goal. It's just an implausible amount of action there. And, you know, what were the Lions thinking? They love to get on the nod. I know the Lions. And they were caught completely on the nod by the big, big sound.
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Chapter 3: How does the NRL handle team selections and refereeing?
But he succumbed to it and had to run straight off the court, straight, you know, to the smallest room at Roland Garros and tidied himself up and then came back and lost, of course, which you would expect. But that... Gastric in extremis. I've seen it a couple of times. Stomp had got it a couple of times. Yes, yes. Stomp, I mean, the first time it happened with Stomp.
It was a pretty rainy and muddy sort of circumstance, so he didn't go off. He just stayed there and... Sat down? Sat down, only for a moment, though, just to muddy things up, if you know what I mean.
Yes, no, I understand, to get the... But the thing that... To match the colour range.
Well, the thing that we all noticed is that from that moment on, he wasn't gang-tackled.
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So, you know, we often joke with Stomp, you know, you're going to bring it on again.
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Chapter 4: What are the implications of the NRL broadcast rights negotiations?
You know, he couldn't control it, he said. Well, understandably, you know, gastric and extremis is very difficult to control.
And a big win? Yeah, yeah.
Oh, yeah, yeah. Well, the funny thing is, whenever, well, there were three occasions when I was playing with Stomp. The three occasions where he got gastric and extremis, we won and won comfortably. Yes, good. And it wasn't unnoticed by Grassy either. You know, Grassy was trying to work up some potions that would... Yeah, bring it on. ...bring it on to stomp, unsuccessfully.
But the person upstairs works in mysterious ways, doesn't he?
Oh, very much so. Yeah, very much so. Now, speaking of, where were we? Oh, yes. No, tennis. Pat Cash, he came out of the woodwork this week and has warned that the appointment of Abdo to Tennis Australia means Australian tennis will die. He linked Abdo to death. He did. Of the Australian tennis. He did. He did. I don't see it quite that way.
I'm seeing a sort of spiritual connection now between rugby league and tennis. Now, how this is going to manifest itself is still a little unclear. Fair enough. But ABDA will certainly be bringing what I would call revolutionary ideas to Tennis Australia and about time. Mind you, I think Tennis Australia has done a great job I think the Australian slam now is regarded as the finest in the world.
The best in the world, yeah.
I think there's very little doubt about it. You won't get any argument, I don't think, from anyone involved with tennis anywhere overseas. They all look at Australia and think, God almighty, I wish we could do that. And that's the legacy that Abdo has got to build on. I think he can.
Okay, can I raise two things here? Yes. I know he's suggesting using the kicking tee to start games.
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Chapter 5: What are the challenges of using text messages for communication?
And Peter from Newcastle and Con from Brisbane, I mean, they're far too long for us even to wrap our ears around.
They do better to use email. Email, correct. For that sort of thesis.
Yeah.
Yeah, I agree. Just on the text, HG. Now, someone is suggesting that Abdo might be activating a five-year plan with a mission to take the Australian Open tennis to Sydney.
I thought for a minute it was going to be a five-year plan to kill tennis off completely.
Yeah, well, to kill it off in Victoria, you could say.
Yeah, we see...
Well, I don't know if Abdo is anti-Victoria.
See, that's where Pat Rafter's comments come in, that he thinks with Abdo... Oh, Pat Rafter's joined Pat Cash now. Sorry. No, no, fair enough. The two Pats.
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Chapter 6: What are the implications of Abdo's potential five-year plan for tennis?
Plus four is what went wrong. Stuart Gin, where is he now? Yeah. It'll be great. That sort of thing. Now, this comes from Brendan in Coaldale, New South Wales. Happy Rugby League. I wish to share a happy story involving successful collaboration between Rugby League and Greyhound Racing. What? I'm all ears.
The Thoreau Butchers' home ground at Gibson Park is quite small, with its single field bounded by a railway line and residential areas resulting in cramped training conditions and stressed turf. Progressive thinkers within the butchers, presumably drawing inspiration from the achievements of people like Feathers, appear to have struck a deal with the Bulleye Dogs at Stacky Flat in Bulleye.
Yes, Stacky Flat. Beautiful track. It is. 30 tonnes of topsoil was trucked in, a drainage pitch scratched out, posts welded and dug into place, the result a beautiful rugby league facility in the middle of a greyhound track.
Isn't that great? Now, if it's the Slacky Flat. Slacky Flat, yep. Now, that's got a harness racing track not a million miles from it. It does. So what a mecca that is for racing freaks and league freaks.
It's touring for the South Coast, isn't it?
Sporting excellence come to town.
Yes, yes. And that with the, oh, God, that with the St. George. I mean, the South Coast is going to go through the roof, isn't it? It's got the... Yep, keep going. He says the problem of studs damaging the track surface has simply been addressed by rubber mats rolled across the sand to create a pathway on training and game days, easily removed on race days.
You may be familiar with the facilities at Slacky Flat. If my memory serves me correctly, you gentlemen were made to feel most welcome there many years ago. Well, that's true. We had a wonderful evening of dog racing there, didn't we, HG? The lighting is superb, I'd agree. There's an undercover grandstand. Yes, we took advantage of that. Prolific parking. Well, we had no trouble parking, did we?
No, it's easy. Excellent toilets. Well, that's true. Plus all the facilities one would expect at a racing facility. Makes me wonder, did Grass ever conceive of anything like this to help the Shamrocks gain a competitive advantage? Look, we did train.
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Chapter 7: How is the collaboration between Rugby League and Greyhound Racing beneficial?
I've got no questions about that at all. And isn't it good when a word that does have some mystery about it is resolved?
Yeah, no, that's great. People will be sleeping better tonight because of that. Knowing that boycott didn't come from Geoff Boycott. No. It was around a long time before he was.
not that long. 1880's not that long ago, is it? No, well, Boycott's been alive a long time, if he's still with us. Jeff, you mean. This comes from Des. Des says, your recent discourse regarding the health benefits of stout got me wondering whether a company like Zig Zag Cheese is considering a foray into the world of brewing.
If you are, Zig Zag Cheese, as far as I can tell, would be able to use the brand Cobber's Stout as no one is using it at this point in time.
Isn't that great news? I'm not sure. I don't know if you can speak on behalf of the plans that Zig Zag Cheese might have, especially with the road that you were describing to me before we came on air. The trucks going through the centre of Lithgow.
Well, it's made deliveries very, very difficult. Deliveries to the city. I mean, we've been overwhelmed with requests to deliver cheese to the city. But it's just so hard to. It's impossible to get in. Yeah, yeah. You've got to go through the Bell's line of road. But this won't last forever, surely. Or the Mayor Tomar route and come out of Currajong. I mean, it's just so much harder and longer.
Yeah.
Anyway, anyway. He says, if you are, zigzag cheese, as far as I can tell, would be able to use the red copper stout. Yeah. There is a Shepparton-based beer called Careful Cobber. which is described as a clean, easy-drinking knock-off beer.
Oh, no.
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Chapter 8: What is the significance of the mascot in Rugby League and its impact on fans?
They did have a horse. A knight. A knight, yeah. I don't know what Steely's doing because he justā¦ No, where did Steely come from? I mean, steel isn't made in Newcastle anymore. I mean, the BHP's left. Yeah, and the knight represents so much more closely to knights as in. As in. You know. Days of yore. Yeah, that's what the thing.
And their whole imagery is around being knights, Game of Thrones style. Kids love seeing a knight. They love seeing the horse. Yeah. Remember how I think it was Buck the horse that the Broncos had. That's right. Kids love Buck. I know. He had to go everywhere.
Yeah. Yeah. With a team. Yeah, yeah. Well, that was a match-up. You could have had the Knights horse and the Broncos horse.
And a race-off beforehand. And a race-off beforehand to see who's going to kick off. Yeah, I know. Four times around the field.
Anyway.
Oh, now this comes from Ben in Tail and Bend. I wonder if he knows Janet probably. How big's Tail and Bend? Not very big. It's not huge. No. They'd know each other. I think the NRL could have a successful expansion team in South Australia with the resurrection of sorts of the Rams, with the backing of OTR and previous local rugby league sponsors Penfolds Wines. OTR, that's on the run, is it?
That's a series of chains.
Yes, it's a sort of supermarket-based... And petrol. Petrol, yeah, petrol and... Petrol, bait, ammo and ice.
Perfect.
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