Roy Slaven

This is an ABC podcast.

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, jet ski loons looking for a picnic to splash and fat tyre e-bike rodeo clowns creating untold mayhem on footpaths across the nation.

Our great code stands on the precipice of international sporting greatness.

So, with soul in the shorts, feeling in the feet, and joy in the jumper, it's time to bump, it's time to thump, it's time to sink the slipper.

Let's pull the cord on the Evinrude two-stroke and set off for the far horizon.

It's another blast of bludgeoning on the blindside with the master of midfield mayhem rampaging Roy Slavin and the man with a fistful of bait and burly, Captain Flathead, HG Nelson.

The Maguire Institute Ivanhoe have opened the membership books.

The Institute is looking for Aussies committed to the principle of, if it's feral, it's in peril.

If that sounds like you, apply today.

But please, no time wasters.

Only those dedicated to improving the environment through baiting need apply.

Get in touch with club secretary, the legendary Bongo Bob Bedaris at the Cobb Highway HQ.

Tell him how much you hate bush junk and that you know all about the Institute through bludgeoning on the blind side.

The annual Rugby League World Ball will again be held on November the 7th at Rugby League World Auburn.

This year's theme is referees.

Come as your favourite referee for a night of whistle-blowing mayhem.

The five-course meal and beverage package is only available through your local rugby league club.

Music will again be provided by the Gavin Badger Experience.

Book early to avoid disappointment.

This is Bludging on the Blind Side.