Jazz cigarettes at the party hole
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What is the opening banter and introduction for this episode?
This is an ABC podcast. Stand by. Roy and H G. Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, jet ski loons looking for a picnic to splash, and fat-tire e-bike rodeo clowns creating untold mayhem on footpaths across the nation. Our great code stands on the precipice of international sporting greatness! So, with Soul in the shorts, feeling in the feet, and joy in the jumper. It's time to bump. It's time to thump. It's time to sink the slipper. Let's pull the cord on the Evan Rood two-stroke and set off for the far horizon. It's another blast of bludging on the blind side with the master of midfield mayhem, Rampade. Roy Slavin and the man with a fistful of bait and burly, Captain Flathead H.G. Nelson. Yeah.
Yes, TF Much, Cedric, S-Benzump, AO, AKA, the drain. He's uh the Cedric there, uh, the Sumpster, uh torching the blue uh blowing side blue paper for another week. And sure, it's a familiar sound. I agree, it's a very familiar sound of the Sumpster, unmistakable sound of the Sumpster camped in the ABC spot. Soundproof booth or ABC Local Radio, if you will. And uh You know, the hours tick down now to the 2027, January 2027 and the first night of Dog Night on the ABC. More details during the show. Hello Australia. HTNAwson lifting the lid on another magnificent week of consenting concussion magic. And the magic, just a little bit bigger now because we're into the finals and the finals hit harder than the normal home and away matches.
Now, a week, uh, well an incredible week. An incredible week and so many great things to talk about this week. A week when too much body's barely enough. And again, super sad day. People say I, you know, make that up. It's not. It's a super sad day. Have a look at what's on today. I mean, apart from the AFL, which we'll get to as this show goes on. Today, we've got the Warriors and the Dolphins at 4.05 Eastern. A great game there from uh might be 1v4. And the elimination, that's the uh qualification round, and the elimination final is Sharks v Cowboys at 7. The night game, which is just going to be magnificent, and that's uh being played We will discuss this in depth, no doubt. Not at Shark Park, not at Ocean Project Stadium, not at uh, you know, obviously Haos of Mould.
It's been relocated to Alliance Stadium, you know, much to the chagrin of the people who live in the Shire and support their teams through thick and thin. Remember, they've only won the premiership once, so there's a lot of thin there, uh, but uh thick and thin, and now they have to get in buses and trains and make their way. up to Alliance Stadium uh for the match tonight. Is it it it's you know, I I believe there should be a case of the United Nations about this. Anyway, before we get stuck into the Festival of the Booty Shoes, the NFL at the G on C yeah uh yesterday, I was gonna say last week, yesterday, uh, have you seen anything like it? I mean the helmets. The helmets, I had no idea the helmets would be that good.
The helmets are just incredible. And the padding, the shoulder padding. I mean, I thought people would just come out and run around, kick a ball. running some tries that I call 'em tries. Uh, but uh, you know, and kick the ball through the big sticks. Uh I think they might be called touchdowns, a great term. And I'm just wondering if that's something that American football could give to the rugby league. Uh, you know, obviously you might have Dom Jung going over for a touchdown. That'd be great addition to ours, but their helmets and their shoulder padding is just incredible. And it w you know, it w I I believe the match was the start. America needed to uh take over Australian football. I mean that's obviously them.
Their uh main game here and uh the tune when the brass band stopped playing for you if you're just catching up with it, San Fran 27 Rams 7. Many stateside observers rated this the greatest NFL game in 50 years. Uh they're seasoned observers, not me. That's not the bludge talking there. That's our friends in America who know about these things. Uh the uh greatest game ever in 50 years.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is the opening banter and introduction for this episode?
0:02–4:42
2
Which sports fixtures and results are previewed in the early part of the show?
4:42–9:23
3
How do the hosts describe the iconic “party hole” at the Live Golf Course?
9:23–12:57
4
What concerns are raised about the privatisation of Australian cricket and the Sheffield Shield?
12:57–50:13
5
Are there jazz cigarettes at the Adelaide party hall?
50:13–57:00
6
What’s the story behind the Feathers café and its rugby‑league connections?
57:00–1:04:17
7
What KPI does the AI suggest for measuring NRL ruck speed?
1:04:17–1:17:28
8
Why is there a court battle over the “Chiefs” name and the push to re‑brand as the “Pirates”?
1:17:28–1:36:35