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Roy and HG - Bludging on the Blindside 1h 36m 2 speakers 8 chapters transcribed 1 month ago
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Roy Slaven 0:02
This is an ABC podcast. Stand by. Roy and H G. Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, jet ski loons looking for a picnic to splash, and fat tire e-bike rodeo clowns creating untold mayhem on footpaths across the nation. Our great code stands on the precipice of international sporting greatness! So, with Soul in the shorts, feeling in the feet, and joy in the jumper. It's time to bump, it's time to bump, it's time to sink the slipper. Let's pull the cord on the Evan Rood two-stroke and set off for the far horizon. It's another blast of bludging on the blind side with the master of midfield mayhem, rampaged. Roy Slavon and the man with a fistful of bait and burly, Captain Flatted H.G. Nelson.
HG Nelson 1:13
Yes, TF Much. Segreg has been some A-O-A-K of the drain. Torching the blindside blue paper for another week and uh a familiar sound, sure, of the Sumpster camped in the ABC Spirit Soundproof Booth here on ABC Local Radio. Remember, of course, here at the ABC, Friday night next year will be Dog Night. More and more details getting into place. It sounds as though it's going to be one of the most exciting program initially. The ABC's had in some time. Hello, Australia. H. G. Nelson lifting the lid on another magnificent week of consenting concussion magic. And the Geelongcats have taken it taken consenting concussion magic to a whole new level. What a week, what an incredible week. A week when too much sport is barely enough.
HG Nelson 1:56
It's another wait for it. Super Saturday here on ABC Sport. Aussie's from Start to Stumps. It's beyond awesome on its way to being fully sick. And we could be fully sick by the time we get to Stumps. And it's a TLT, obviously, the trip of a lifetime. Just before we get to the results, the Pope is uh booked for the big dance in October in 2028. Now, the Pope coming has caused some uh concern with people who like their rugby league and who like going to church or like going to gather in large numbers to see a papal mass. Uh, I mean, obviously, I believe both things can coexist peacefully on the planet. We're modern people, we love our religion, we are Now, details will be sorted out, but apparently Feathers, this is Peter Valandz, has booked His Holiness to do something before kickoff in the Pope Mobile, and the Popular Loaves and Fishers Act will be reprised at half time.
HG Nelson 2:52
So I think people can go with a lot of confidence it's going to be great. And of course the league sandwich in between. Now, people have asked, well, what would he do in the Pope Mobile beforehand? Well, I'm hoping he can cash in on some. Of the great work that Freddie Fitler's done with the Olympic Games, his Olymp Freddy's Olympics beforehand. And as I understand it, the Pope is prepared to drive over players in his Pope Mobile using kitchen doors as on and off ramps. Now I look, whether he'll come at that, I'm not sure. The Like loves his cars, he's got a Poemobile, he's got a can apparently a number of Poemobiles, one with the the pa you know, I was gonna say that packs a fair bit of potent poke and grunt, if that's not being too uh what I call it, scandalous.
HG Nelson 3:34
Uh but the trip acknowledges and I believe celebrates the remarkable role the Catholic Church ha and in particular Catholic schools have played in the history of rugby league since 1908. Doodle Sell, I rest my case. Uh Patrician Brothers, Christian Brothers, etc. goes on and on and on. Now, while the details are a bit l blurry, also this week, Abdo Air, as championed by this show over many, many months, the rugby league airline has been cleared for takeoff. Apparently the NRL is l using some of the loot from the multi-million dollar, the recent multi-million dollar I've said that wrong, the multi-billion dollar TV deal to buy a seven four seven. Now, as you know, the airline industry is in a bit of trouble and seven four seven's well you can buy 'em for a couple of hundred bucks these days.
HG Nelson 4:16
After all, if the uh code is aiming at global domination, transport between hubs, rugby league hubs, becomes a very big issue. Now to the NRL rap from last week, starting with the big one at the bottom of the world.

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