Holly Wainwright

And so I woke up, well, actually the night before I was like, I've forgotten my toothbrush, shit.

So I did the old brush with a finger.

And the next day I bought a toothbrush at the supermarket on the way to work.

So that's why I was brushing my teeth in the office toilet.

But as I was doing it, Amelia and Claire were both in the bathroom with me and I suddenly got this very self-conscious flush that like, I don't think this is cool.

I don't think it's okay to be spitting my food soapy soap stuff out in this sink in front of my coworkers.

Was I right or was I wrong?

Is it okay to brush your teeth in the office?

Do you think it's okay to brush your teeth in public places?

Halfway through, I suddenly was like, this isn't okay.

This is too much.

Time to spit.

I used to go to this gym back when I used to go to gyms near my old office.

And I'll never forget this girl walking up to me in the communal change room.

And she was completely naked, like completely naked.

And she walked right up like two feet away from me.

She had a towel like over her shoulder, like so cash, so confident.

Holly, we work together, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, like talking to me in a professional way.

And I'm not a prude.

I'm not a prude.