Holly Wainwright

It's like when Meg's made the Netflix show, she's like, reality TV and jam.

And you could buy the jam on Netflix.

This is like that, but with live puppies.

Nothing wrong with that at all.

This is true.

Em speaks the truth.

Because the thing that's weird about this Corgi situation is that apparently the existence of these Corgis and the story that's been out there from Sarah that she was, Sarah Ferguson, that she was left the Corgis.

And she's made suggestions that they're like, the queen talks to her through the Corgis and all these things.

This really annoys Princess Catherine and Prince William.

Because Prince William and Princess Catherine in particular, and probably Charles, but he's not allowed to say anything, are like, she's just trying to pretend she was closer to the queen than she was.

And the corgis are like a symbol of that, that almost give her like an air of respectability, of extra touch of royalty in considering that she's had all her titles stripped.

When in actual fact,

The Queen was not the biggest fan of Ferg's.

There is famously, and I think we've got an episode of a podcast about this, famously when Fergie and Andrew were separated but still friendly, Fergie was having an affair with this Texan oil guy and she was photographed, he was photographed sucking her toes.

She told me the story.

The infamous tabloid toe-sucking incident.

into my memory as a young person.

But the truth of that is that the day that newspaper came out, Fergie was staying at Balmoral with the whole royal family and the queen.

And she had to come downstairs with all the newspapers on the table with her in her bikini getting her toes sucked by a Texan billionaire.

And the queen, by all very respectable sources' accounts, was like, get out of my castle.