Holly Wainwright

We're turning politics into reality shows.

This is just a whole problem.

Oh my God.

Okay.

I have breaking pig news and it might just send you into a spiral of recognition.

Friend of the pod, Lena Dunham.

She's not a friend of the pod.

We just like her.

Parasocial relationship.

Was on Amy Poehler's Good Hang last week and it was the most glorious hour of conversation I've heard since we sat down and had a chat last time.

They were so bouncing off each other.

Oh, so good.

They like each other a lot.

But this bit made me spit out my tea.

Lena, who likes rescuing things, weird hairless dogs, no shade on hairless dogs, but they

I didn't know dogs could get jealous.

Unruly Bunny's house-sized pigs.

Was Lena telling Amy about pet pig issues?

treats without the trick where's the trick babe where's the trick babe there is no trick she goes on to say that then you end up with a sport with a pig with spoiled pig syndrome and no one to blame but yourself so bear with me imagine this you're in love you shower your new obsession with affection and validation generous hot sex comfort and attention and then one day you're like hold on

What are you doing?