Howard Stern
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224 appearances
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6 series
first heard Sep 2024
last heard 6 Mar
Howard Stern’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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And one time I asked my mother, does dad have a glass? And she said, listen to me. You, that's your father's story. Don't ask me. And I'm like, what the fuck? I was a kid. How old? Okay, here's the deal.
No, they wouldn't talk. And did it blink shut?
It stayed mostly open and also things wouldn't form up. You needed to confirm?
It wasn't a confirmation of the glass. I wanted to know what happened with my father.
But I wasn't allowed to ask. My father would blow up. Everyone was afraid he'd get really angry. He'd throw that eye at you. He could.
But here's my question. So now I have the eye, and I said to my wife, I need to find that. I can't just take my father's eye and throw it in the garbage. There might be laws against that.
No.
So she says to me, throw it in the ocean. That's beautiful. Imagine my father's eye watching that.
He loved the ocean. So what did you do with the eye is my question. What did you do? Well, I got it sitting in a box. Yeah, of course you do. You're not tossing it in the fucking ocean.
That's it. This show has to be canceled. They're ridiculous. That is very offensive.
Did you famously say that? When I was a little kid, I was five years old, there was a kid on my block, five-year-old kid, came up to me and said, my parents told me your father has a glass eye. I was so freaked out. We got into a fist fight. It's probably the only fight I ever won. I beat him up. It was crazy. But I could never ask. My father wasn't approachable like that.
That's why it was so much mystery. Did you ever get the story? Yes, I did. It was a crazy story. You don't have to share it. What happened was I was so curious about the eye and everything, about my father, because I didn't know him, I would sneak into his room and they would leave the house, which was infrequent. Nobody ever left my house. And you would, you know, so...
My father kept his eye with his porno. Wait, what? My father had porno, you know, like he had some erotic books and things. If you met my mother, she's not exactly putting up. My mother once said to me, you know, I prefer to be celibate, but your father has knees. I go, really? That's gross.
It was books, no movies, no tapes. It was books back then, and the books were wacky, but the eye was staring at me. I wanted to read the erotic books, so I was all freaked out about it, the eye.
I don't know what went on, but in all seriousness, I finally talked to my mother about it. She wouldn't tell me, but I broke her down, and it was a terrible accident when my father was young. He put some film in a bottle, and the bottle exploded. He lit it. and it exploded in his eye when he was a little kid. Oh, wow.
Yeah, so, and my father had a fabulous attitude about his eye in the sense that he, I didn't see any evidence that he saw himself as handicapped, you know, he did his thing.
I think it was a big pain, you know, for him in his life. Seriously, a seriously big pain, you know.
I'll give you an exclusive. And this is the most boring answer ever. It was actually a bad question because I loved it. I don't have anything to bitch about.
I don't like to travel. I'm perfectly happy sitting at home. And if I want to see Italy, I'll go on the internet and look at pictures.
No. I had said, you know, my wife wanted to travel, and I wanted to be a human being. I mean, I can't be in a marriage, and if my wife wants to travel, I can't say, well, go ahead.
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