Howard Stern
speaker
224 appearances
7 recordings
6 series
first heard Sep 2024
last heard 6 Mar
Howard Stern’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Well, I'm really honored. And Will, much to your point, for many years I couldn't take a compliment, but I do appreciate you guys. I got a new one for you. Okay.
It's so fucked up. No, no, no.
I look terrible.
The only thing I will say... Do you not look exactly the same for the last 30 years? I can't even see a picture, but I will tell you one thing. I do not color my hair.
You don't? I don't.
And I have a gray beard. He doesn't either. You don't color your hair, right? No.
I do have a belly. I have a belly and tits.
I got a belly and tits, right, honey? You've seen me with my shirt off. She's busy talking. By the way, Sam. You want to go turps off?
No, you're not.
Well, first of all, I paint. Let's get into that. I do. Well, yeah, I do. I paint. I like to paint.
I don't use a magnifying glass. No more? No, I never did. I never used a magnifying glass.
There was something... Yeah, I have a big magnifying... But I don't use it for that. Really. I'm just telling you. But it was there.
No, it was there. It was there. It was there. But yeah, I enjoy those things.
Okay. So... Short version. I'll tell you why I play guitar. I'm going to blame Jimmy Fallon. You going to jam with Jelly Roll tonight? No, no, no. Is Jimmy here tonight? Jimmy, stand up. There we go. Jimmy Fallon. Jimmy Fallon says to me... You've got to be kidding me. Here's what happened. Ten years ago, I turned 60, and I said I either want to play the guitar... Yeah.
...or I want to learn to paint. Oh, and you did what? I never drew. I never, you know... For some reason, I wanted to paint in the worst way.
Yeah, I began to study watercolor, and I really focused on it. And you know as a pianist that you just have to focus on it. It's not that people have some sort of natural ability. It's the work.
Well, it's true. And by the way, that fucks my head up. Because what I said to my wife, I want to learn guitar, but I feel foolish because of my age. Like, what am I trying to do here? I don't want to be a rock star. I just want to understand music.
Because I love musicians, and I love what they do, and I want to understand that language. Let's do a duet sometime, piano and guitar. Do you play minuet and G? I do. All right, then we can do it.
No, but I don't play questions.
No, no, no. It hurts the fingers, though, doesn't it? Well, look at the tips of my fingers. Look at those calluses. Oh, my God.
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