Hugh van Kylenburg

Luna Park, yeah, or the wheelbarrow, the Alvin wheelbarrow, and not have to move, I would.

I just love doing comedy.

So, yeah, the opportunity to do comedy to audiences who don't know me is definitely a desire of mine, for sure.

It annoys me because I'm not.

I really am not.

So I really do.

Look, I'll tell you what was great bringing the family overseas recently.

We're out all day doing all the bloody tour guide stuff, all the tourist stuff, like going to the Cliffs of Moher in Dublin or bloody going to the Guinness factory, even though I don't drink.

And that was why you're taking me to a Guinness factory.

But anyway.

And then with the family and then being able to go outside, go and do a gig that night and include them all in my routine and then still come home to them.

That is the real joy for me.

So I said to her recently, because the kids, she thinks ahead way too much.

I mean, she wanted to have kids, like, within bloody three months of going out.

I'm like, just relax.

Let's have a fish and chip tonight.

I don't know about kids yet.

But she was saying, what are we going to do when the kids are gone, you know, like when they're not at home?

And she wants, like –

she wants to put a bloody some sort of caravan in the backyard.