Hugh van Kylenburg

What the fuck is this?

What are we doing?

And to have that all the time is possible.

If you forget yourself and forget the history that you've made of yourself and just leave it to the side and go beyond it, beyond that bullshit that you just constantly are coming back to where you're trying to have a story of yourself, which you don't need to.

You don't need to have a story of yourself.

It doesn't matter.

I would love to do more stand-up comedy overseas.

The kids are getting older, so I think there's more opportunity for that.

My youngest is in year seven, so maybe another five years.

I've got to stay alive.

I have to stay alive.

Well, definitely.

That's another regret for sure.

Like, it's like I just love audiences.

I couldn't care less where the audience is.

And I say to my wife, you know, she goes, oh, you're always trying to avoid the family.

I'm not.

I just want to be where an audience is.

So if I could do a residency at, you know, John Kane Arena or bloody, you know, the Palais or freaking, I don't know.

Luna Park.