Hyde Healy
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first heard Aug 2026
last heard 5 Aug
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Speaking of shit on your bag, have you seen these Dutch toilets?
No.
They were horribly structured where the hole is at the front and the bottom where your ass would be is just like porcelain with nowhere for the poop to go.
And I saw these Dutch guys talking about how they have these things called bag slappers where because there's no hole there, sometimes if you take a solid enough poop, it'll sit up like a tower on the thing and then fall and hit your balls on the way down.
What?
Dude, you got to get these.
We got to get these at Puckers.
That's crazy.
Why would it be that?
I don't know.
This is real?
Pull up like weird Dutch toilet.
anything like the robins wait so like if you if you have like healthy shits you get like punished yeah see how the holes at the front and the porcelains on the back your poop will stand up like why i don't know it's just how they were made and they they'll give you a bag slapper
that's that's what it's called as a bag slammer why do they call it a bag slammer because it slaps your bag on the way down i'm matt what do you do if you get poop on your balls like if you're at the bar and you poop and you're just shit all over your balls now i mean i'm 25 years old i've never had poop in my balls one time sorry my own poop on my balls yeah i mean you know what you have to do wipe it off the crane method so you have to get someone to effectively serve as your crane
Right.
So you said crane method, like you said it like it was a thing, but you just made that up?
Yeah.
That's great.
You said it was such an instinctual confidence.
In hyph.
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