Ian Higgins

Australia have made the T20 World Cup final twice in 10 World Cups.

Australia have made the semi-final on two other occasions.

Australia have been knocked out in the Super 8s, 12s, 10s three times and didn't make it out of the group stages in 2009.

Now, sure, those numbers suggest that Australia are absolutely terrible at this format.

The Australian public largely does not take this format seriously, nor given the time zones as anyone watching this in Australia.

But still, that was a fucking embarrassment.

This calls for a bud.

Well, you've seen TGC a couple of times in the space of a few days.

That must mean that Australia have once again fucked it.

And let me tell you, yes, they have.

Yes, they have.

This time against an outstanding Sri Lanka slash Nisanka Pezza.

That'll just about do for Australia.

Wasn't Origin good on the weekend?

Yeah.

Well, let's have a look at the scores from overnight.

So Australia got off to a rollicking start, finished 181, more on that later.

And then it really was the Pat and the Sanker show, 152 rocks.

Kusumendis as well chipped in.

Talking about doing it off your cock.