Ian (Ian Woo)
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781 appearances
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first heard Jun 2026
last heard 28 Jul
Ian (Ian Woo)’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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So the first time we ever kissed, I like straddled her.
And apparently that was almost grounds for like never seeing me again.
Isn't that wild?
That's severe.
I have a question for the audience.
Is that weird?
Do men just not straddle women?
Because I started asking my straight friends and none of my straight friends in their life.
And some of these guys have girlfriends who they've been kissing every day for six years and they've never once straddled their girlfriend.
I feel like it's...
kind of normal like i'm not arching my back up there but like i feel like like is it not kind of dominant straddled by like a 32 year old like yeah i i guess i just i'm confused works in construction it's not that crazy and it's like do men are men just never on top during kissing like are these straight men just never on top that's like kind of the
nice that's kind of nice I guess I just don't understand like or if you are on top as a man and you're kissing this person like and you're not straddling them so what is it just like knee to chest like full body weight on there like I just don't where else would your legs be your like upper halves are just turned
Yeah, right?
I don't know.
And I'm not even saying during sex.
Like, I'm literally, like, I'm saying, like, because when I... Like, if she's not moving, then one of you has got to move.
Like, yeah, in this situation, also, it wasn't during sex.
Like, it was literally just, like, she was sitting in a chair.
I sat in her lap.
okay no like well i didn't sit in her lap you know i was like i was like this guys imagine imagine someone's in this chair i thought you were about to do it to me and i was like this oh my god their legs are like here no everyone knows what straddling is yeah i feel like that's fine but apparently it was like and the reason was because it was like a gay thing to do apparently
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