Ian Lara
speaker
542 appearances
1 recordings
1 series
first heard Feb 2026
last heard 12 Feb
Ian Lara’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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There was some chum thrown in the water, a fake streaker, that guy.
doesn't get any of the glory, doesn't get any of the attention, or the giggling joy that this guy gets.
But the freeze frame for the audio audience where you hear something that sounds like distorted fear, that's when a uniformed Patriots player is now in the picture and part of the chase.
Kyle Williams, who by the way runs like a 4-2.
No, but it's so good, the recognition in his voice and the fear in his heart that you hear come into his throat when his camera on his head spots, oh no, there's a player now chasing me in uniform.
The Kyle Williams part that's not caught by the metaglasses but was caught by other people in the sands that was so funny was the streaker falls down on his own volition when he sees Kyle Williams approaching.
Kyle Williams still walks up to him and touches him while he's down out of instinct.
Let's just play all that again so that people can see the planning of this.
But the funniest part is when you hear in the streaker's throat, oh no, there's a player and it's not even one of the big ones.
I'm not kidding you guys when I say the angle of the sort of referee-type uniform security in front of him when they're in front of him and he jukes them feels like something out of a video game.
It feels like something that you would spot in the— He's down.
About the seven-yard line.
You got me.
I'm down.
I'm down.
Don't roughhouse.
I'm sure those cuffs you put on me will be put on me gently because that's it.
I'm down.
I've sacrificed myself.
Are you really a streaker if you're wearing pants?
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