Ian Lara
π€ SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
One time I thought I was getting stopped, but the dude just knew my comedy.
I was like, ooh, dodged that one.
Okay, so you were almost wandering around an imprisoned area, somebody asking you, what are you in for?
I smuggled salami.
That's right.
I just got back from D.R.
like two days ago.
All right.
Put it on the poll at Levitard Show.
Have you ever smuggled salami?
And also, did Italians perhaps start salami, but then Dominicans perfected it?
It's the fried salami, Dan.
That's why.
Yeah, that's right.
It's a breakfast meat.
They perfected it.
My grandfather married a Dominican, so I had the best of both worlds.
It was made for breakfast.
All right.
Here you go.