Ian Smith

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2,566 appearances 20 recordings 11 series first heard Aug 2024 last heard 5d ago

Ian Smith’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.

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Friday Night Comedy from BBC Radio 4 · The People Have Spoken Ep2. Fed Up With War! · 28 Aug 2026 podcast

I'd end our over-reliance on technology by making the red and green men at crossings real human beings.

And you might be thinking, Ian, do you mean lollipop ladies?

No, I mean we paint the lollipop ladies.

We paint them.

And also not enough men are applying to be lollipop ladies because the name is too feminine.

I think we should call male lollipop ladies chupper chaps.

Oh, that was an emergency government alert telling us we've pretty much solved all of the news.

We've got thirty seconds to sort out some of the remaining stories.

I'm gonna get back in amongst you.

Inflation's at the highest level in months.

How do we deflate it?

Poke a pin in it!

We've done it!

You sir, if we're gonna run out of gas by 2013, what should we use instead?

Flatus!

I'm willing to say yes to that and I'm not sure why.

If you were going to murder your family with poison mushrooms, which meal would you cook?

Sounds lovely.

Count me in!

Well guys, no matter what happens next, we all know the true way to stop procrastinating is to get a more interesting job, like picking the slugs off a conveyor belt of peas.

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