Ike Barinholtz

That's how the Declaration of Independence was written. It was a group of men masturbating. That Continental Congress floor of that place was like a porn theater. It was a goon fest. One big goon stash over there. A goon fest. Wait, tell us what gooning is. I just thought you meant a bunch of creeps. Oh no, gooning is very advanced jacking off. Oh, can you explain?

That's how the Declaration of Independence was written. It was a group of men masturbating. That Continental Congress floor of that place was like a porn theater. It was a goon fest. One big goon stash over there. A goon fest. Wait, tell us what gooning is. I just thought you meant a bunch of creeps. Oh no, gooning is very advanced jacking off. Oh, can you explain?

That's how the Declaration of Independence was written. It was a group of men masturbating. That Continental Congress floor of that place was like a porn theater. It was a goon fest. One big goon stash over there. A goon fest. Wait, tell us what gooning is. I just thought you meant a bunch of creeps. Oh no, gooning is very advanced jacking off. Oh, can you explain?

It's like when young men who are kind of aimless will literally jack off all day until they are in almost trance-like state. Oh my God. So it's a spiritual practice. Yeah, it's not something I do. I've tried, I just can't do it. Your refractory period's like two days, isn't it? Ah! My wife was so annoyed. She's like, it's her daughter's birthday. I'm like, hold on.

It's like when young men who are kind of aimless will literally jack off all day until they are in almost trance-like state. Oh my God. So it's a spiritual practice. Yeah, it's not something I do. I've tried, I just can't do it. Your refractory period's like two days, isn't it? Ah! My wife was so annoyed. She's like, it's her daughter's birthday. I'm like, hold on.

It's like when young men who are kind of aimless will literally jack off all day until they are in almost trance-like state. Oh my God. So it's a spiritual practice. Yeah, it's not something I do. I've tried, I just can't do it. Your refractory period's like two days, isn't it? Ah! My wife was so annoyed. She's like, it's her daughter's birthday. I'm like, hold on.

But I first heard about this, and then I became obsessed with the notion. And it's not edging. Edging is like getting to a point and then being like, ah, ah, ah, time to do some pushups. Right. Yeah. This is more like I'm going to go and then I'm just going to keep going until I'm just like, uh, yeah.

But I first heard about this, and then I became obsessed with the notion. And it's not edging. Edging is like getting to a point and then being like, ah, ah, ah, time to do some pushups. Right. Yeah. This is more like I'm going to go and then I'm just going to keep going until I'm just like, uh, yeah.

But I first heard about this, and then I became obsessed with the notion. And it's not edging. Edging is like getting to a point and then being like, ah, ah, ah, time to do some pushups. Right. Yeah. This is more like I'm going to go and then I'm just going to keep going until I'm just like, uh, yeah.

No, no, no.

No, no, no.

No, no, no.

Ten. Ten. After ten, you're so exhausted and disgusted with yourself.

Ten. Ten. After ten, you're so exhausted and disgusted with yourself.

Ten. Ten. After ten, you're so exhausted and disgusted with yourself.

You feel like you're just a piece of trash.

You feel like you're just a piece of trash.

You feel like you're just a piece of trash.

We're calling it Triple B. That was the idea? In the shower, yeah.

We're calling it Triple B. That was the idea? In the shower, yeah.