Ike Barinholtz
speaker
519 appearances
5 recordings
5 series
first heard Mar 2025
last heard 28 Apr
Ike Barinholtz’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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At one point, myself was like, I'm yelling at her, and she's such a good actor, and she's crying. Yeah. And I'm like, I'm going to look like a dick. But I think it's okay. He's supposed to be a dick. I usually play bubbly and fun and comedy, stupid. My pants just fell down. Oops, I farted. Yes. To be really fucking like, I will fucking end your career. Yes. Fucking stupid little idiot.
And you see in her eyes the hurt. You do feel like a shithead. But it's real.
That happens.
He's a problematic guy, I would say.
The first time we did it, they had the real fake cocaine, which is, I think, baby laxative. They say it's all safe. Yeah. So I was snorting it. After like three hours, I was like, I have a shitty headache now. It sucks your sinuses. So then the next time they were doing it, Andy, our prop guy's like, hey, do you want the real stuff or do you want to use VFX? Oh my God, that was an option.
Yeah, it's the same thing of like, wait, you offer laughing gas? Why was I not told? So then there was a lot of VFX. But I think when we were doing some of the Vegas stuff, It was so crazy for the finales that I'm sure there was real powder flying around. Not real cocaine, but real fake powder. But it brought me back. Put it this way. I definitely had the same reflexive diarrhea.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, yeah. And then like 13 minutes later, why did I do this? Five hours later, you're like, I'm so glad I did this. And 24 hours later, you're like, I need to change my life.
They are so gross.
So many substances just being excreted.
A lot of diarrhea.
You didn't know what it was, but you knew that whatever you ate was going to come out very quickly. I just knew I was going to be horny no matter what. For sure. Oh, my God. I know there were some people that were like, yeah, I don't have any sexuality on drugs. And I'm like, come here, my male friend. I'm going to suck your tits.
I'm going to massage your hand until I'm erect.
Not anymore. If you and I knew each other in 2000, we would not be alive. That's possible. One of us wouldn't be. Or we'd be married.
I'm going over to Dax Shepard. You know, the guy from Punk. Yeah, I got a big wrestling match with him. We've been wrestling a lot. No, no, we're not hooking up. And then years later, you're like, yeah, we just adopted another kid.
This is three, guys. Who else is in the three club?
Okay, I guess I gotta go write a bunch of great books. Possibly good books that I can write.
I feel like Malcolm's.
Hey, can we just talk about that live show? That was one of the most fun live nights of my life.
You are a home run. So much fun. The Armchair audience is the greatest fucking audience. Truly is.
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