Ike Barinholtz Returns Again

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Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard 1h 44m 5 speakers 3 chapters transcribed
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Who is Ike Barinholtz and what has he been up to?

Monica Padman 1:19
Yes. To talk about the show.
Dax Shepard 1:21
In the capacity of an expert.
Monica Padman 1:23
Yeah.
Dax Shepard 1:23
Because the technical aspect of this show is so impressive. Yes. And deserved a deep dive. Yeah. And it got real nitty gritty deep divey. Yes. And you made the call.
Monica Padman 1:35
So this is Studio Week.
Dax Shepard 1:37
This is Studio Week. Welcome to Studio Week. Yeah. Please enjoy Ike Barinholtz.
Unknown Speaker 1:42
He's an armchair expert.
Ike Barinholtz 2:00
What's up, man?
Unknown Speaker 2:01
You're so fucking strong. Oh, God. Thanks for noticing. You're really strong.
Dax Shepard 2:05
I'm just out of the shower, too. I wanted to smell so fresh for you. It is so hot.
Monica Padman 2:09
I also knew you were tall, but you seem extra tall today. Did you grow? Okay.
Ike Barinholtz 2:15
I got some elevator shoes.
Monica Padman 2:17
You know what I liked when we had James Morrison on? He said he wore lifts. It was very nonchalant, but he threw it in there, and I liked that.
Ike Barinholtz 2:24
Very confident. Yeah, we put a couple actors in lifts for Running Point. Chet Hanks is playing an NBA player. You got to throw him in lifts, man. He had more swag when he had the lifts on. He just had sudden confidence out of nowhere. There's a saying, right? Ten feet tall and something.
Dax Shepard 2:39
I feel ten feet tall and bulletproof? I never heard that. Is that a Dak Chopper original? Did you just quote yourself? I'm going to tell you afterwards because it's so proprietary and novel. I don't want anyone to steal it. But truly, you know, I was five minutes late. I was showering. That was great. I was on pace to make it in time. And I started thinking of an idea for us. And it was so... You know when a real idea hits you and you're like, oh, and then it's immediately writing itself incredibly fast.
Ike Barinholtz 3:05
You can't stop thinking about it. I went into like a moment of flow. And you were nude, which I really appreciate. I was stroking myself. Yeah, of course.
Monica Padman 3:12
That's where the best ideas come from.
Dax Shepard 3:13
That's just a tick I have when I think.
Ike Barinholtz 3:15
That's how the Declaration of Independence was written. It was a group of men masturbating. That Continental Congress floor of that place was like a porn theater. It was a goon fest. One big goon stash over there. A goon fest. Wait, tell us what gooning is. I just thought you meant a bunch of creeps. Oh no, gooning is very advanced jacking off. Oh, can you explain? It's like when young men who are kind of aimless will literally jack off all day until they are in almost trance-like state. Oh my God. So it's a spiritual practice. Yeah, it's not something I do. I've tried, I just can't do it. Your refractory period's like two days, isn't it? Ah! My wife was so annoyed. She's like, it's her daughter's birthday. I'm like, hold on.
Monica Padman 3:55
I'm working on something.
Ike Barinholtz 3:57
But I first heard about this, and then I became obsessed with the notion. And it's not edging. Edging is like getting to a point and then being like, ah, ah, ah, time to do some pushups. Right. Yeah. This is more like I'm going to go and then I'm just going to keep going until I'm just like, uh, yeah.
Dax Shepard 4:13
I mean, this is a game for the youthful because truly, even if you for a kabillion dollars, you had to beat a record. How many times do you think you could actually do it in a day? 50.

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