Ira Glass
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You know what a dirty martini is?
Yes, it's olives!
Every summer has the song of the summer.
Every summer has the drink of the summer.
And according to the internet, which is never wrong, this year's drink is a glass of ice, soda water, and the brine left over from the olives.
That's what it is.
You're all drinking it whether you like it or not.
It's the drink of the summer.
Didn't you hear me say that?
Olive brine and soda.
All right.
Very good.
Here is your next Limerick.
Mammoth?
Woolly mammoth, yes.
Scientists were able to extract DNA from ancient squirrel feces, something these scientists did voluntarily.
and discovered that back in the Ice Age, squirrels ate mammoth meat and saber-toothed tiger meat.
It's true.
Wow, how the mighty have fallen.
You used to eat mammoth.