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Yay!
Let me ask you some advice.
Believe it or not, in the fall, I'm about to send my little son, Elliot, to kindergarten for the first time.
Is there anything you would like me to either let him know or prepare him in some way so as to make the kindergarten teacher's life easier?
I will relay that message, Vanessa.
Thank you.
Well, Vanessa, welcome to our show.
Alzo Slade is going to read you three news-related limericks with the last word or phrase missing from each.
If you can fill in that last word or phrase correctly in two of the limericks, you will be a winner.
Ready to play?
Here I am.
Here's your first limerick.
You'd think.
Dirty martini is a strong clue.
You know what a dirty martini is?
Yes, it's olives!
Every summer has the song of the summer.
Every summer has the drink of the summer.
And according to the internet, which is never wrong, this year's drink is a glass of ice, soda water, and the brine left over from the olives.
That's what it is.