Ira Glass

It does.

But I'm going to go with C. You're right, Robert.

Yes.

Somebody kidnapped him from his enclosure, left him someplace else.

Somebody saw him there, called the Department of Natural Resources.

They picked him up and they brought him back home to a swamp.

And as far as we know, he is still there living his best life.

All right, here's your next question.

Sometimes real service animals can cause problems.

As when which of these happened just a week ago?

A, a seeing eye dog in Arizona got a whiff of a female dog in heat and dragged its owner into a canal.

B, a service dog on an American Airlines flight had, quote, an accident on the plane, causing human passengers to become ill and forcing an emergency landing.

Or C, a service dog with an undiagnosed condition gave mange to the entire South Carolina State Senate.

Wow.

Yeah.

I'm just going to go with B. It just seems the most believable.

It is, in fact, B. Yeah.

I wanted to believe A. I know, but it was B. They had to make an emergency landing and had emergency crews rush the plane and none of the emergency guys rushed back out going, ah.

All right, last question.

Go for perfect if you can.