Ira Glass

Likewise.

But we have asked you here to play a game that this time we're calling... Insult Dog Meet Service Dog.

So, your alter ego, Triumph, insults people for a living, so we thought we'd ask you about dogs and other animals that...

help people, service animals.

Answer two to three questions about these helpful creatures, invest, and you'll win our prize for one of our listeners, the voice of anyone they might like from our show, including Bill Curtis, if they like, on their voicemail.

Also, who is Robert Smigel playing for?

All right.

Here's your first question, Robert.

One of the most famous emotional support animals was Wally the emotional support alligator.

True story.

He made news when Citizens Bank Park in Philly would not let his owner come in with him.

What ultimately happened to Wally, the emotional support alligator?

A, he signed an endorsement deal and is now the MetLife insure-agator.

LAUGHTER B, after a peaceful death of natural causes, he is now a set of emotional support luggage.

No, yeah, it's true.

Or C, somebody reported a loose alligator to the authorities.

He was duly picked up and released in a swamp in Georgia and hasn't been seen again.

My goodness, this is a hard one.

It is.

Emotional support luggage sounds so believable.