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You do shots, and then you get some shots.
This is genius.
This is a bar.
Oh, my God.
Bars.
At a bar, just go down to your local watering hole for a cocktail and a checkup, but not cheers, because going where everybody knows your name is a HIPAA violation.
It's just like a regular bar.
You got cold beer on tap.
Maybe you got a dartboard.
You got an MRI machine.
Sure, it's not the best, maybe not the best medical care available.
But on the other hand, you are absolutely ready to go when it's time for the urine sample.
Like, I don't mean to tell tales out of school, but I know people in America who are taking prescription pills at bars.
Yeah, exactly.
Like, finally, those punching bag machines you see in bars?
Well, I got some bad news for you, but good news.
We have something for you to hit already.
Exactly.
I mean, it's convenient, I guess.
I mean, once I got so drunk at a bar I passed out, but I woke up, the bartender told me I had no polyps and didn't have to come back to find it.