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Like, finally, those punching bag machines you see in bars?

Well, I got some bad news for you, but good news.

We have something for you to hit already.

Exactly.

I mean, it's convenient, I guess.

I mean, once I got so drunk at a bar I passed out, but I woke up, the bartender told me I had no polyps and didn't have to come back to find it.

I mean, also, the one problem is, like, every doctor knows you're lying when you say, oh, just one or two drinks per week.

These doctors are like, come on, you had two beers while I was taking your blood pressure.

Yeah, that's how I keep it down, doc.

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