Iris

Do these Brady Bunch folks oftentimes have weapons drawn on them?

Do these Brady Bunch folks oftentimes have weapons drawn on them?

Yes, but you implied that whatever this Brady Bunch is, it would be... You said we were like a Brady Bunch.

Yes, but you implied that whatever this Brady Bunch is, it would be... You said we were like a Brady Bunch.

I don't think she'll like it. I hear in the back of your head a celestial voice. Things can be at room temperature for at least four hours.

I don't think she'll like it. I hear in the back of your head a celestial voice. Things can be at room temperature for at least four hours.

I mean, I just gotta try it out just a little bit to keep it out of my face. I'm sorry, we do this all the time.

I mean, I just gotta try it out just a little bit to keep it out of my face. I'm sorry, we do this all the time.

Those were some good moves. Yes, I appreciate that you didn't allow Felix to be killed in front of us, though we would have prevented it ourselves. But... I do, and I hope everyone here does understand why he would fear us.

Those were some good moves. Yes, I appreciate that you didn't allow Felix to be killed in front of us, though we would have prevented it ourselves. But... I do, and I hope everyone here does understand why he would fear us.

I walk until I'm too exhausted to walk anymore, and then I find a spot to curl up and go to bed.

I walk until I'm too exhausted to walk anymore, and then I find a spot to curl up and go to bed.

I have a bedroll and a blanket.

I have a bedroll and a blanket.

I imagine he has family and friends. Where we are going?

I imagine he has family and friends. Where we are going?

I'll just look up at the night sky and choose a random one.

I'll just look up at the night sky and choose a random one.

Then I think he has been punished enough.

Then I think he has been punished enough.

She left the city?

She left the city?

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't think they refrigerate things here anyway.

I don't think they refrigerate things here anyway.

Okay.

Okay.

I know, she's like a tabaxi. We've been told of this Golden Lotus.

I know, she's like a tabaxi. We've been told of this Golden Lotus.

By the orc that is now happening.

By the orc that is now happening.

No, my name is Iris of the Sands.

No, my name is Iris of the Sands.

I have no doubt in you, God. I have doubt in those that I travel with. If you wish it so, it shall be. If you say it so, I shall do.

I have no doubt in you, God. I have doubt in those that I travel with. If you wish it so, it shall be. If you say it so, I shall do.

I feel as though our paths do not align.

I feel as though our paths do not align.

We bicker and we fight. And when we finally have a moment where we agree, we're all together for the first time. One of us always stands down. An army cannot fight as one if we do not stand together. Men die when the front line is weak. I will ferry souls to you, but only those that are ready and I do not want war to die because our front line cannot handle the weight on our shoulders.

We bicker and we fight. And when we finally have a moment where we agree, we're all together for the first time. One of us always stands down. An army cannot fight as one if we do not stand together. Men die when the front line is weak. I will ferry souls to you, but only those that are ready and I do not want war to die because our front line cannot handle the weight on our shoulders.

None of us likes to fight with those in power, but sometimes those that hold the power are not doing what is right, and it has been silent.

None of us likes to fight with those in power, but sometimes those that hold the power are not doing what is right, and it has been silent.

I listen for it always. The deception is great. I have been able to pick up no scent.

I listen for it always. The deception is great. I have been able to pick up no scent.

My trust wanes in my friends. I fear that that is the deception you speak.

My trust wanes in my friends. I fear that that is the deception you speak.

Oh, well, if you happen to see a halfling riding on a goat with a large, what is it, a broadsword? A greatsword. A greatsword. As of a few days ago, he was an orc. He fell in battle, and I reincarnated him. And unfortunately, he was reincarnated as a halfling. But he's still quite fierce. So if you see him, just know that he was once one of you. He's from Falsound.

Oh, well, if you happen to see a halfling riding on a goat with a large, what is it, a broadsword? A greatsword. A greatsword. As of a few days ago, he was an orc. He fell in battle, and I reincarnated him. And unfortunately, he was reincarnated as a halfling. But he's still quite fierce. So if you see him, just know that he was once one of you. He's from Falsound.

I will not be led astray. I am strong. I will make you proud.

I will not be led astray. I am strong. I will make you proud.

And I will not.

And I will not.

They will never hear the end of this.

They will never hear the end of this.

I quickly stand. Don't even hesitate.

I quickly stand. Don't even hesitate.

Always.

Always.

And I do make a full eye contact.

And I do make a full eye contact.

Until the end of time.

Until the end of time.

They were slaughtered by the... I think his name was Falsound. Oh, maybe.

They were slaughtered by the... I think his name was Falsound. Oh, maybe.

I will.

I will.

It must be made right.

It must be made right.

I bow my head, look at him again with purpose, and then turn and walk.

I bow my head, look at him again with purpose, and then turn and walk.

Oh, no, I jolt awake immediately.

Oh, no, I jolt awake immediately.

Yeah, whatever you want to do. That was Anubis. That was my goal. He talked to me. Don't watch this. Oh, my God. Okay, well. Get yourself together, girl. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, that was my God. Well, all right, pack. Where is my pack? I'm sitting on my pack. Put my pack on my back. Get back to my friends. Oh, my God. My God. Literally, my God.

Yeah, whatever you want to do. That was Anubis. That was my goal. He talked to me. Don't watch this. Oh, my God. Okay, well. Get yourself together, girl. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, that was my God. Well, all right, pack. Where is my pack? I'm sitting on my pack. Put my pack on my back. Get back to my friends. Oh, my God. My God. Literally, my God.

Yes, I need to speak with Toad. Why did you leave? Okay, and I'm gonna go back to bed.

Yes, I need to speak with Toad. Why did you leave? Okay, and I'm gonna go back to bed.

Yes, I need a large, muscular, gray man to come to the room with me, please. Oh, right now? Yes, all right.

Yes, I need a large, muscular, gray man to come to the room with me, please. Oh, right now? Yes, all right.

Ladies, this room is empty, yes? Fantastic. So are you first?

Ladies, this room is empty, yes? Fantastic. So are you first?

Then we sit down on the bed. I spoke to Nipis. Wait, you actually spoke to him? I fell asleep in this horrible grassy patch. I... And I pull off.

Then we sit down on the bed. I spoke to Nipis. Wait, you actually spoke to him? I fell asleep in this horrible grassy patch. I... And I pull off.

This was on me.

This was on me.

It was. I had... My back, it hurts. It is... It doesn't matter. I spoke to Anubis. He told me I should stick with my friends. You speak to Anubis every night, right? No. Yes, I saw him. He was taller than you. More muscular than you.

It was. I had... My back, it hurts. It is... It doesn't matter. I spoke to Anubis. He told me I should stick with my friends. You speak to Anubis every night, right? No. Yes, I saw him. He was taller than you. More muscular than you.

But I feel the need to be in the presence of someone large.

But I feel the need to be in the presence of someone large.

So will you please stay in this room with me? Over on that bed.

So will you please stay in this room with me? Over on that bed.

Yes.

Yes.

Do you need a... But I wanted to apologize for being so angry.

Do you need a... But I wanted to apologize for being so angry.

That is what makes me so kind. But I'm going to do it anyway. I apologize for being so rude to you.

That is what makes me so kind. But I'm going to do it anyway. I apologize for being so rude to you.

Yes.

Yes.

that we were going to stand together as a group.

that we were going to stand together as a group.

Oh, Tower, that means so much to me.

Oh, Tower, that means so much to me.

Do you have anything else you should be sorry for? Oh, I don't know. Should I? Well, I don't know, Tower. You said it in a way that made me think that you have something to be sorry for.

Do you have anything else you should be sorry for? Oh, I don't know. Should I? Well, I don't know, Tower. You said it in a way that made me think that you have something to be sorry for.

This one. That one.

This one. That one.

No, no. That is a once in a lifetime thing. For now.

No, no. That is a once in a lifetime thing. For now.

Well, I'm quite honest, I'm afraid to see him again.

Well, I'm quite honest, I'm afraid to see him again.

It's possible. If you don't truly believe in it,

It's possible. If you don't truly believe in it,

If you don't believe enough, your puny Goliath mind won't be able to handle it.

If you don't believe enough, your puny Goliath mind won't be able to handle it.

Your brain would explode.

Your brain would explode.

Where's Toa? He's with Iris. Goo, goo, goo, goo.

Where's Toa? He's with Iris. Goo, goo, goo, goo.

What the fuck is wrong with all of you? One night. What do you mean the fuck is wrong with all of us? Toa storms in here with me in his arms and Lufty is big spooning you.

What the fuck is wrong with all of you? One night. What do you mean the fuck is wrong with all of us? Toa storms in here with me in his arms and Lufty is big spooning you.

Someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning. I know! Well, do you want to hear about what happened last night?

Someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning. I know! Well, do you want to hear about what happened last night?

No. So do you want to hear about what happened last night? Yeah, tell me everything. How was it? How was he? Oh, he was amazing. Far larger than his rippling muscles. I always assume that. He towered over me. Three times my height. That's how long he was. I don't know. I've never seen a god before. But in that moment, I saw a god. That's kind of lofty.

No. So do you want to hear about what happened last night? Yeah, tell me everything. How was it? How was he? Oh, he was amazing. Far larger than his rippling muscles. I always assume that. He towered over me. Three times my height. That's how long he was. I don't know. I've never seen a god before. But in that moment, I saw a god. That's kind of lofty.

I kind of assumed he would, you know, be bumbling. Why would you assume that Anubis would be bumbling? What are you talking about? I'm talking about last night. What I wanted to tell Felix. When I was out... Well, in my mind, I call him Newbie, but I don't think he would like that very much.

I kind of assumed he would, you know, be bumbling. Why would you assume that Anubis would be bumbling? What are you talking about? I'm talking about last night. What I wanted to tell Felix. When I was out... Well, in my mind, I call him Newbie, but I don't think he would like that very much.

Regardless, when I was out in the creepy field under the stars, I fell asleep. Also, look at this. Ow! A blade of grass! I can have that. When I fell asleep, Anubis came to me in my dreams. It's normally his voice or shapes or faint images shadowy in the flame, but He was there. He was actually there. And I looked at him. He told me to stand up and to look at him. Like in the eyes? In the eyes.

Regardless, when I was out in the creepy field under the stars, I fell asleep. Also, look at this. Ow! A blade of grass! I can have that. When I fell asleep, Anubis came to me in my dreams. It's normally his voice or shapes or faint images shadowy in the flame, but He was there. He was actually there. And I looked at him. He told me to stand up and to look at him. Like in the eyes? In the eyes.

And I think if I had not been asleep, that my mind would have melted into pudding. Did anything else melt? My heart. Oh, do you mean my kitty bits? Your kitty bits, yeah. Oh, no, no, not like that. No, he's my god, Luffy. Just because something has a penis in front of you does not mean you need to get sopping wet. Anyway, we should wake up Felix and go about the day.

And I think if I had not been asleep, that my mind would have melted into pudding. Did anything else melt? My heart. Oh, do you mean my kitty bits? Your kitty bits, yeah. Oh, no, no, not like that. No, he's my god, Luffy. Just because something has a penis in front of you does not mean you need to get sopping wet. Anyway, we should wake up Felix and go about the day.

That's right, kitty bits. I can't, I can't.

That's right, kitty bits. I can't, I can't.

I'm not a bait shop psycho.

I'm not a bait shop psycho.

Well, no, I was great. I don't know if he doesn't want you to know that he's helping. He didn't ask you to come follow him. Well, no, but I think he probably would have expected me to, without leaving notice with Ma or me. Well, I'm not sure. At least for me, I know with my family, if my father left, he would never be pleased if we left our mother alone. Unguarded. Unprotected.

Well, no, I was great. I don't know if he doesn't want you to know that he's helping. He didn't ask you to come follow him. Well, no, but I think he probably would have expected me to, without leaving notice with Ma or me. Well, I'm not sure. At least for me, I know with my family, if my father left, he would never be pleased if we left our mother alone. Unguarded. Unprotected.

To your point, I think it's likely she knows something about your father. But I don't think not going to the plane of chaos is going to yield us the information we're looking for.

To your point, I think it's likely she knows something about your father. But I don't think not going to the plane of chaos is going to yield us the information we're looking for.

The best chance you have at getting that information is to have a bargaining chip, like the last piece of the Rod of Law. So if we want to find out where he's at, I think getting that piece is going to serve you the best.

The best chance you have at getting that information is to have a bargaining chip, like the last piece of the Rod of Law. So if we want to find out where he's at, I think getting that piece is going to serve you the best.

Well, he didn't have the last piece. He had a piece. He had a piece. So now they must have his piece.

Well, he didn't have the last piece. He had a piece. He had a piece. So now they must have his piece.

Well, let's go to the Plane of Chaos, then. Great. Oh, wait, we're already there.

Well, let's go to the Plane of Chaos, then. Great. Oh, wait, we're already there.

Yes.

Yes.

You all ready?

You all ready?

Oh, okay. Well, no day like the present to kill someone in chaos, so... Did you say a name?

Oh, okay. Well, no day like the present to kill someone in chaos, so... Did you say a name?

Well, I'm a cat, so I have a really low attention span. Just try with your might. I am a cat as well. No, you're a tabaxi. That was a joke. Ah, you were testing me. No. Very well.

Well, I'm a cat, so I have a really low attention span. Just try with your might. I am a cat as well. No, you're a tabaxi. That was a joke. Ah, you were testing me. No. Very well.

She's the only amount that we have to take.

She's the only amount that we have to take.

That would be lovely. Direct all further questions to Felix. I just tip my hat a little and nod.

That would be lovely. Direct all further questions to Felix. I just tip my hat a little and nod.

No, they provided it to us willingly. We're going to save their lives.

No, they provided it to us willingly. We're going to save their lives.

That's incredibly rude. Yes, that's true. I'm from Sequette. How many words are you adding Corovacchia, anyway? I'm from Galtica. Only one of us is from Corovacchia.

That's incredibly rude. Yes, that's true. I'm from Sequette. How many words are you adding Corovacchia, anyway? I'm from Galtica. Only one of us is from Corovacchia.

No, but you can use some of your gold coins to revive her. Oh, okay. What's an appropriate amount here? I never give out my gold. Oh, I've got a lot of gold.

No, but you can use some of your gold coins to revive her. Oh, okay. What's an appropriate amount here? I never give out my gold. Oh, I've got a lot of gold.

Yes, we are.

Yes, we are.

That's true. And look at this palace. I know. It looks like she's worked very hard to deserve it.

That's true. And look at this palace. I know. It looks like she's worked very hard to deserve it.

She really doesn't like it when people say that.

She really doesn't like it when people say that.

Well, I guess we'll be taking damage from weapons, then.

Well, I guess we'll be taking damage from weapons, then.

I said that earlier. Now maybe I'm trying to be rude.

I said that earlier. Now maybe I'm trying to be rude.

How much are you going to give her? Oh, I'm not giving her anything. I'm going to give her a climbing pack. I have one here. It's a climber's kit. A climber's kit includes special pittance, boot pits, gloves, and a harness. You can use the climber's kit as an action to anchor yourself, and when you do, you can fall more than 25 feet. But that gift is just a pittance. It is lovely.

How much are you going to give her? Oh, I'm not giving her anything. I'm going to give her a climbing pack. I have one here. It's a climber's kit. A climber's kit includes special pittance, boot pits, gloves, and a harness. You can use the climber's kit as an action to anchor yourself, and when you do, you can fall more than 25 feet. But that gift is just a pittance. It is lovely.

Well, it was given to me when I left Saket.

Well, it was given to me when I left Saket.

Well, it's been in my pack ever since.

Well, it's been in my pack ever since.

Of course not. I'm a tabaxi. I can climb on my own.

Of course not. I'm a tabaxi. I can climb on my own.

And they're not just pittance. They're special pittance. And they don't scrub your nails. What? When you climb, you have to funk up your nails.

And they're not just pittance. They're special pittance. And they don't scrub your nails. What? When you climb, you have to funk up your nails.

I got an idea. It's from the heart. I hope this goes well. I hope that when she sees it, she says, well, I already have one of these.

I got an idea. It's from the heart. I hope this goes well. I hope that when she sees it, she says, well, I already have one of these.

I am very ready.

I am very ready.

Which is?

Which is?

I'm appeased. Let us continue.

I'm appeased. Let us continue.

Approved.

Approved.

That was a great joke. I didn't get it. Yeah, well, you know, it's good.

That was a great joke. I didn't get it. Yeah, well, you know, it's good.

Has it met Brie? No, she might have calmed his emotions. I've done the same to you.

Has it met Brie? No, she might have calmed his emotions. I've done the same to you.

Well, it is.

Well, it is.

Potentially. Well, golden notice.

Potentially. Well, golden notice.

At least four or five times. This climber's kit could have come in handy for any one of you.

At least four or five times. This climber's kit could have come in handy for any one of you.

I can run just like straight up a wall.

I can run just like straight up a wall.

I'm going to walk up shining as I place the canvas climber's kit on top of all the gold items.

I'm going to walk up shining as I place the canvas climber's kit on top of all the gold items.

The moment she steps out here, she'll see it on its glorious pedestal of gold. Now it's going to get sopping wet, Iris. Why would it be sopping wet? Because it's in a pool. Is it in a pool?

The moment she steps out here, she'll see it on its glorious pedestal of gold. Now it's going to get sopping wet, Iris. Why would it be sopping wet? Because it's in a pool. Is it in a pool?

Or what if she will not allow us entry until all of those plays are offering?

Or what if she will not allow us entry until all of those plays are offering?

in the offering room she might be right i mean she knows more about this stuff than i certainly do well i've never had an offering bowl but i will have one now you should get one of those oh i will next time i buy gifts for everyone i'll buy you an offering i would appreciate and tell you how much i appreciate the gift even if i've already purchased a nicer more intricate offering bowl previously

in the offering room she might be right i mean she knows more about this stuff than i certainly do well i've never had an offering bowl but i will have one now you should get one of those oh i will next time i buy gifts for everyone i'll buy you an offering i would appreciate and tell you how much i appreciate the gift even if i've already purchased a nicer more intricate offering bowl previously

And he uses very expensive... Have you noticed that when he spends an entire evening alone by himself in his room... He buys pens from the shopper image.

And he uses very expensive... Have you noticed that when he spends an entire evening alone by himself in his room... He buys pens from the shopper image.

Well, I don't remember. I'm thinking about shopper image.

Well, I don't remember. I'm thinking about shopper image.

Wait, what is it?

Wait, what is it?

Well, why did I have to tell everyone that I was giving her a climber's kit? You didn't have to.

Well, why did I have to tell everyone that I was giving her a climber's kit? You didn't have to.

No, I was talking... Well, Iris, you've done this before. What are you going to give her? Give us guidance, Iris, since I told you I was giving her a climber's kit and then you all made fun of me. Jokes on you, and she looks at the climber's kitten and is so pleased. It has special pittance in it, Felix.

No, I was talking... Well, Iris, you've done this before. What are you going to give her? Give us guidance, Iris, since I told you I was giving her a climber's kit and then you all made fun of me. Jokes on you, and she looks at the climber's kitten and is so pleased. It has special pittance in it, Felix.

I always kind of thought it was pittance. Well, that is why you are the help.

I always kind of thought it was pittance. Well, that is why you are the help.

The pack is filled with many things.

The pack is filled with many things.

Yeah, I love that. She's trying to speak with my brother. So I think she means that in time, she would like to become the daughter of my father. You know what? Take your ring back.

Yeah, I love that. She's trying to speak with my brother. So I think she means that in time, she would like to become the daughter of my father. You know what? Take your ring back.

Thank you, sir. Luffy is so honored to be here with you.

Thank you, sir. Luffy is so honored to be here with you.

I'm just saying.

I'm just saying.

Okay, but for one, I'm going to correct one of the things you said. He is not your father if you've slept with him. Oh, I know what you mean now, you harlot. I know. This is my bed. I have to go.

Okay, but for one, I'm going to correct one of the things you said. He is not your father if you've slept with him. Oh, I know what you mean now, you harlot. I know. This is my bed. I have to go.

No. I don't think that we need to choose one over the other. We've simply come to assist.

No. I don't think that we need to choose one over the other. We've simply come to assist.

Well, I do believe he's quite an ass, but so far, it has served us well.

Well, I do believe he's quite an ass, but so far, it has served us well.

Caprice. What did you say? You shouldn't say things like that. Shut her.

Caprice. What did you say? You shouldn't say things like that. Shut her.

Well, it will be as long as the Horned Legion doesn't decimate it where we stand. And that is why you are here.

Well, it will be as long as the Horned Legion doesn't decimate it where we stand. And that is why you are here.

There will always be debate and strife and chaos and disorder. Well, but to be fair, can you truly experience joy if you've not felt pain? They do go hand in hand.

There will always be debate and strife and chaos and disorder. Well, but to be fair, can you truly experience joy if you've not felt pain? They do go hand in hand.

Welcome to Legends of Evandris. I'm Iris, and you're listening to Beneath Dark Wings. Here's what happened last time.

Welcome to Legends of Evandris. I'm Iris, and you're listening to Beneath Dark Wings. Here's what happened last time.

And how do you do that?

And how do you do that?

Join me. Oh, what the birds see.

Join me. Oh, what the birds see.

Well, can't you just tell the Warchief that we can be trusted? She seems to be willing to do anything that you tell her to do. That's true.

Well, can't you just tell the Warchief that we can be trusted? She seems to be willing to do anything that you tell her to do. That's true.

Then I think saving the world, we can all agree on. Yeah.

Then I think saving the world, we can all agree on. Yeah.

I would like to ask, what would you call a spaz? We have a tiefling. Have you looked at the stone, like man? I'm a tabaxi. We have a genossi, she's blue, and this dwarf you can smell for miles around you. We walk straight in here, not undercover. Do we look like spaz to you? We received these because we did Zentra a favor. We helped to fight off an oncoming onslaught.

I would like to ask, what would you call a spaz? We have a tiefling. Have you looked at the stone, like man? I'm a tabaxi. We have a genossi, she's blue, and this dwarf you can smell for miles around you. We walk straight in here, not undercover. Do we look like spaz to you? We received these because we did Zentra a favor. We helped to fight off an oncoming onslaught.

I think it's just his face. You had to ride with the back of that smelly muskox for days on end. And he lost his hand. Would you not? Oh, yes, that too.

I think it's just his face. You had to ride with the back of that smelly muskox for days on end. And he lost his hand. Would you not? Oh, yes, that too.

And his face.

And his face.

And now we're simply here to find her stinky, probably stinkier father, and potentially to assist you.

And now we're simply here to find her stinky, probably stinkier father, and potentially to assist you.

And yes, to our liking.

And yes, to our liking.

Totally. Would you like to share a hut with me this evening?

Totally. Would you like to share a hut with me this evening?

Yes, well, I think tonight I'll take care of it.

Yes, well, I think tonight I'll take care of it.

No, you may stay with Toa if you'd like.

No, you may stay with Toa if you'd like.

Yes, of course. We could use you for what I've planned.

Yes, of course. We could use you for what I've planned.

Have you considered that you saw only what she wanted you to see? That's exactly it. You said it. I'm not sure I believe the vision she showed. I don't trust Zurn. And you know this. I've told you this. I told him this to his face. We had a very tense conversation the last time I saw him. But I'm not sure I trust Golden Lotus either.

Have you considered that you saw only what she wanted you to see? That's exactly it. You said it. I'm not sure I believe the vision she showed. I don't trust Zurn. And you know this. I've told you this. I told him this to his face. We had a very tense conversation the last time I saw him. But I'm not sure I trust Golden Lotus either.

I am only willing to follow the news. My goal, my job, is to save the innocent people, those that cannot fight for themselves. To do that, I do not need to align with her. I do not need to pledge myself to her, and I do not need to give up my allegiance to anyone if I choose not to.

I am only willing to follow the news. My goal, my job, is to save the innocent people, those that cannot fight for themselves. To do that, I do not need to align with her. I do not need to pledge myself to her, and I do not need to give up my allegiance to anyone if I choose not to.

And if... Their chieftain is wise. He would not turn down aid because we simply will not turn our backs on those who've helped us so far.

And if... Their chieftain is wise. He would not turn down aid because we simply will not turn our backs on those who've helped us so far.

We've been making waves.

We've been making waves.

Oh, I thought you said can't.

Oh, I thought you said can't.

That's very rude. I don't think you think I would say that.

That's very rude. I don't think you think I would say that.

We're ordering dinner.

We're ordering dinner.

You thought we were going to spend the entire evening eating nothing but pistachios that Caprice can't even open? I was going to close. Yeah, these pistachios are fucking bullshit. I was going to eat more of those.

You thought we were going to spend the entire evening eating nothing but pistachios that Caprice can't even open? I was going to close. Yeah, these pistachios are fucking bullshit. I was going to eat more of those.

To what Herrscher said, Zurn, we cannot control what he is doing. Our goal is to save and fight for the innocent. Our goal is to destroy the Horned Legion, who we're relying on. That doesn't change that. I agree. 100%. You're right. We will deal with Zurn when his time comes. If he ends up being a nefarious person.

To what Herrscher said, Zurn, we cannot control what he is doing. Our goal is to save and fight for the innocent. Our goal is to destroy the Horned Legion, who we're relying on. That doesn't change that. I agree. 100%. You're right. We will deal with Zurn when his time comes. If he ends up being a nefarious person.

I will kill him. No, please don't. No, it's as I've always said. The final judgment is in death. He will pay for his crimes.

I will kill him. No, please don't. No, it's as I've always said. The final judgment is in death. He will pay for his crimes.

It's that area between your bull sack and your asshole. Oh.

It's that area between your bull sack and your asshole. Oh.

Oh, well. No, I know that shit's true.

Oh, well. No, I know that shit's true.

I'm going to put it to you this way, too. She claims we are the saviors. We don't have to disavow Xurne to be the saviors. And if they believe that us claiming that we have disavowed Xurne is the only way that they'll assist in making sure the population isn't wiped off the planet, then they don't have the best interests of their people at heart, do they? That's right.

I'm going to put it to you this way, too. She claims we are the saviors. We don't have to disavow Xurne to be the saviors. And if they believe that us claiming that we have disavowed Xurne is the only way that they'll assist in making sure the population isn't wiped off the planet, then they don't have the best interests of their people at heart, do they? That's right.

They are not the kind of people I wish to rally behind.

They are not the kind of people I wish to rally behind.

I would put my life on the line to save those who cannot do so.

I would put my life on the line to save those who cannot do so.

But they will not coerce me to align with someone I didn't want to be aligned with to do it. If that means I walk out on the front line on my own, then Anubis, guide me.

But they will not coerce me to align with someone I didn't want to be aligned with to do it. If that means I walk out on the front line on my own, then Anubis, guide me.

Then maybe we choose... Not in front of the general, but here and now in front of all of us. We disavow them both. We are no one's puppets. We are no one's pawns. We have come far enough. We will assist where we may need to be assisted. But we are not yours to order around. We are our own group.

Then maybe we choose... Not in front of the general, but here and now in front of all of us. We disavow them both. We are no one's puppets. We are no one's pawns. We have come far enough. We will assist where we may need to be assisted. But we are not yours to order around. We are our own group.

What is this?

What is this?

No, get your hand out. Oh, oh. Help him first.

No, get your hand out. Oh, oh. Help him first.

Ho! That's what I was thinking. It came to me in that moment.

Ho! That's what I was thinking. It came to me in that moment.

Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho!

Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho!

We are for no one but ourselves and the phantoms.

We are for no one but ourselves and the phantoms.

Oh, that was when we saved Thomas.

Oh, that was when we saved Thomas.

What do you have? Did you steal that from Thomas? No. You did. No, I did not. When we went to sleep the night we were in the whorehouse, I checked everywhere for that rifle.

What do you have? Did you steal that from Thomas? No. You did. No, I did not. When we went to sleep the night we were in the whorehouse, I checked everywhere for that rifle.

No, because it had not previously been in your pack.

No, because it had not previously been in your pack.

I believe you are lying.

I believe you are lying.

But I also can never tell with you.

But I also can never tell with you.

And I hate to admit that you telling me you found a rattle in a cemetery, something to do with a goat man, I stopped listening, is something we have done.

And I hate to admit that you telling me you found a rattle in a cemetery, something to do with a goat man, I stopped listening, is something we have done.

Oh, wow. That is really cool. You know, I live along the river. We eat fish. Holy crap. This is tabaxi.

Oh, wow. That is really cool. You know, I live along the river. We eat fish. Holy crap. This is tabaxi.

If you would like to make some kind of strange... Oh, I would love to. Hey, fish, fuck you.

If you would like to make some kind of strange... Oh, I would love to. Hey, fish, fuck you.

Could I just eat it as it is?

Could I just eat it as it is?

Where the hell did that fan go?

Where the hell did that fan go?

Oh. Well, thank you.

Oh. Well, thank you.

No, we're not. We're not loyal to Zurn, and we're not loyal to you. We're loyal to all those who are not fighting this war. We're loyal to the land and the world of Andras. So you either want our help to quell this threat or you want to die.

No, we're not. We're not loyal to Zurn, and we're not loyal to you. We're loyal to all those who are not fighting this war. We're loyal to the land and the world of Andras. So you either want our help to quell this threat or you want to die.

Well, there is Anubis, and I will never disavow him.

Well, there is Anubis, and I will never disavow him.

Great. Then it looks like we should all be able to work together. without having to bow ourselves to anyone.

Great. Then it looks like we should all be able to work together. without having to bow ourselves to anyone.

An ask can easily be refused, and I refuse it. But I will happily help.

An ask can easily be refused, and I refuse it. But I will happily help.

We are showing you respect. We are offering our help, our lives, for your people. They're not mine. I do not come from Striga. I do not come from this land. And yet I offer my life to save those that belong to you. If you choose to turn that away, that is not on me. That is on you. But what you require of me, I will not give. You are not my lord, you are not my master, you are not my god.

We are showing you respect. We are offering our help, our lives, for your people. They're not mine. I do not come from Striga. I do not come from this land. And yet I offer my life to save those that belong to you. If you choose to turn that away, that is not on me. That is on you. But what you require of me, I will not give. You are not my lord, you are not my master, you are not my god.

We are the wings of liberty. And we bow to no man.

We are the wings of liberty. And we bow to no man.

I will not.

I will not.

You are supposed to be with us.

You are supposed to be with us.

He can speak to us and ask us and we will answer. We will lay our lives on the line for him. We will fight with him. That should be enough.

He can speak to us and ask us and we will answer. We will lay our lives on the line for him. We will fight with him. That should be enough.

I turn and I walk through the room.

I turn and I walk through the room.

I turn and walk in the room.

I turn and walk in the room.

You have no reason to trust us, and I'm not burdened by your outburst. You have been harmed, your people. You act out of fear, and I do not blame you for that.

You have no reason to trust us, and I'm not burdened by your outburst. You have been harmed, your people. You act out of fear, and I do not blame you for that.

Back to the room.

Back to the room.

But I want what you suffer. You've suffered enough. and I will heal him, and then walk away.

But I want what you suffer. You've suffered enough. and I will heal him, and then walk away.

I will tell you in a minute.

I will tell you in a minute.

Please do lead the way. I never give you enough pita with your helmet.

Please do lead the way. I never give you enough pita with your helmet.

We being rest for malicious unhappiness?

We being rest for malicious unhappiness?

23.

23.

Ooh.

Ooh.

In her room.

In her room.

17.

17.

No, thank you. Are you sure? Are you mad at me? Why wouldn't you trust me? I am not...

No, thank you. Are you sure? Are you mad at me? Why wouldn't you trust me? I am not...

And you watch as I sling a pack over my back None of you And I walk out of the room And piss to everybody And head out of town Um, Aris Where's she gone?

And you watch as I sling a pack over my back None of you And I walk out of the room And piss to everybody And head out of town Um, Aris Where's she gone?

Any time of my own, Toa. My god has been silent for too long.

Any time of my own, Toa. My god has been silent for too long.

And all of your noise, it clouds my judgment. I am not who I'm supposed to be. Not here, not now.

And all of your noise, it clouds my judgment. I am not who I'm supposed to be. Not here, not now.

But if not that, wherever the sands will take me. Head back to your friends, eat your pasta in a bread bowl, and think about what your promises mean for the future.

But if not that, wherever the sands will take me. Head back to your friends, eat your pasta in a bread bowl, and think about what your promises mean for the future.

No, but I will see you soon. Okay. We have to be back by dawn. You have a soul song.

No, but I will see you soon. Okay. We have to be back by dawn. You have a soul song.

I cast Banishment on Peyton. I continue to walk.

I cast Banishment on Peyton. I continue to walk.

That's like what they do.

That's like what they do.