Isaac Smith

All I knew is that I was walking into a room with about 300 people that are the Australian elite of fashion and people had flown in from all over the world and I was about to make a fool of myself in front of them.

Oh, imagine if I had an AK-47 under my arm.

It would have been perfect.

So I had some Jesus sandals on and then I was green on green on green and it was linen wear because Christian Kimber on Little Collins, if you need to go and get some clothes, but Christian's going to launch into a more summer wear, warmer climate.

He's very much suit and ties and beautiful jackets and stuff at the moment, but he's launching some linen wear and he's opening a store in Sydney later in the year.

So we're wearing those type of fabrics and gee, it was funny before.

Oh, here's Brian.

Well, it was funny because I didn't have any buttons done up because the designer didn't want any buttons done up on my top.

And just before I walked out, Chris Contis, who was the styling director for the show, did three buttons up for me.

And I am so thankful because I did not need everything out.

Well, I think in the footy world we get stuck in our own little ways.

So you chose to do it?

As I said off the top of the show, I was taking the mickey out on our podcast, No Utes in the Valet, of Elliot, who's a fashion stylist, and just said that it can't be that hard to walk on the catwalk.

Let's be honest.

Yeah, 100%.

And I've been walking for 37 years.

How can it be that hard?

Those 300 steps that I took today were the hardest 300 steps I've ever taken in my life.

You look wonderful, darling.

I think she was the most excited person in Australia that I did this today.