J. Caspian Kang

Cuervo. Anytime someone says Cuervo, I show up.

Cuervo. Anytime someone says Cuervo, I show up.

New Yorker writer J. Caspian Kang says LeBron is starting to tweet. LeBron, more and more like Trump. The tweet from the Met Gala or not from the Met Gala reads, Unfortunately, because of my knee injury I sustained at the end of the season. I won't be able to attend the Met Gala in New York tonight as so many people have been asking and congratulating me on! Hate to miss an historical event!

New Yorker writer J. Caspian Kang says LeBron is starting to tweet. LeBron, more and more like Trump. The tweet from the Met Gala or not from the Met Gala reads, Unfortunately, because of my knee injury I sustained at the end of the season. I won't be able to attend the Met Gala in New York tonight as so many people have been asking and congratulating me on! Hate to miss an historical event!

My beautiful, powerful queen will be there holding the castle down as she always has done! Prayer emoji, salute emoji, heart emoji, sparkles emoji, sparkles emoji, sparkles emoji.

My beautiful, powerful queen will be there holding the castle down as she always has done! Prayer emoji, salute emoji, heart emoji, sparkles emoji, sparkles emoji, sparkles emoji.

Warum schlägst du deine Hände, Zaz?

Warum schlägst du deine Hände, Zaz?

A lot of exclamation points.

A lot of exclamation points.

No, that's a different. Surely you know the difference between a sparkler and sparkles, yes?

No, that's a different. Surely you know the difference between a sparkler and sparkles, yes?

I appreciate, speaking of useless and speaking of bring him back Jack, I appreciate that somebody that we haven't seen in a long time has reappeared now for Warriors Wolves. I don't know if you guys know this. I don't know if Zaslow or Greg Cody have ever met Don Kang. No, I have not.

I appreciate, speaking of useless and speaking of bring him back Jack, I appreciate that somebody that we haven't seen in a long time has reappeared now for Warriors Wolves. I don't know if you guys know this. I don't know if Zaslow or Greg Cody have ever met Don Kang. No, I have not.

Okay, ich brauche Hilfe. Bitte. Diese Serie wird unglaublich sein.

Okay, ich brauche Hilfe. Bitte. Diese Serie wird unglaublich sein.

Strictly in the United States is a great ripped off slogan. But when you say chokehold within 120 seconds, Jude, you put it on the poll at Levitard Show. Will Timberwolves, this is what's going to happen, isn't it? It's transcendental. Will Warriors Timberwolves have a chokehold within 120 seconds?

Strictly in the United States is a great ripped off slogan. But when you say chokehold within 120 seconds, Jude, you put it on the poll at Levitard Show. Will Timberwolves, this is what's going to happen, isn't it? It's transcendental. Will Warriors Timberwolves have a chokehold within 120 seconds?

But I can't tell you how funny Strictly in America is as in the United States.

But I can't tell you how funny Strictly in America is as in the United States.