Jaackmate (Jack)

She's fucking pegging them out.

Literally the next day, we had a train to Manchester and we'd watched a bunch of YouTube videos the day before trying to fucking get it.

We bought our wool...

and we're doing it on a train and we sit down and this fucking big old Manchester pensioner looks over at us.

She was like, never in my fucking life did I think I would see two hungover people in their 20s knitting, what are you doing?

So we told her exactly what happened and she found the funniest thing in the world and she sat with us on that entire train journey, just fucking teaching us how to, because the YouTube videos were too fast for dumb men, right?

Knitting tutorials on YouTube, they're like, you do this, you do this, and I'm like, I need you to do it.

Like, this goes here, and then this goes here, and because I'm a dumb man, you need to explain it to me incrementally.

And we couldn't do it, and then with just this fucking angel in disguise in the state of Manchester sat with us for four hours.

She was buzzing, man.

I don't think she ever expected us to teach knitting.

She found our calling that day.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

We were just drinking tinnies and wine.

I'm recycling your guests.

Has anything new happened?

Yes, yeah, yeah.

You can be hungover as a dad.

Yeah, man, it's the best.

But, like, I feel like it's different.