Jaackmate (Jack)

She was on holiday.

I think so.

I think it was like two of those.

Yeah, yeah.

I mean, I was still in high school.

Right.

Did you speak to her?

No, but there was constant rumours that she was going to be in the, like that she was going to turn up into the comedy club on the boat.

And I had a Susan Boyle joke in my fucking, I was 21, I was young and fucking high.

You still got it?

No, no.

And I can't even remember what it was, but I remember it was, I remember it wasn't a clever joke.

It was just like, it was just a joke at the expense of, I needed to name an ugly person and she was the one I went for.

And I remember like being in, like every night before the show, the other comedians, when they came off stage, were like, she's in the crowd.

trying to get me to not do the bit or do it and just get fucking tedgy

I wouldn't have done it.

I hope I wouldn't have.

You know, maybe the fucking young narcissist that I don't give a fuck what anyone thinks in me might have done it to get a fucking reaction.

The adult in me now really hopes that I would have been like, oh God, making a fun of a national treasure while she's just going to relax and enjoy the art.

She's on holiday.