Jaackmate (Jack)

Okay, straight in recipe.

So it's meant to be a pun on a slushie.

So instead of it just being a regular iced coffee, if you make coffee and you stick it in a Ninja slushie machine with a bunch of either...

fucking cream or milk into the thing it comes out as like a frozen slush and if you put that in with like espresso martini stuff it's a boozy slushy coffee thing and because it's got coffee in it you're legally allowed to drink it at 10 in the morning

And you call it Slushy Coffee.

Slossy Slushy Coffee.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But it works.

My nickname in high school was Slush because people were making fun of Sloss.

So it's like a... In the same way that black people reclaim the N-word, I'm reclaiming Slushy.

And that's your right.

I'm taking this word that was used against me.

Yeah.

and i'm redefining it okay um and i make it for comedians whenever i live in edinburgh back in my fucking back in the original edinburgh french days i was a fucking party head i'd be out every night getting fucking shit faced now i sort of uh like to assign myself the role of i'll occasionally get drinking but i like to uh you know remind comedians that there's stuff to do during the day

And because I have kids, whenever my comedian friends come to see me, they're normally coming very fucking tired, very fucking hungover.

And the best way I can make them fun for me and my kids is to get them slightly drunk and buzzed up on coffee at 10 a.m.

in the morning.

I take, you know, the fucking Stanley cups.

Yeah.

Once it's made from that, you pour it into that, put a big fucking straw in it, and I'll take my kids out for a walk, and I'll tell whatever comedian that I'm going, when I'm going for a walk, and I'll give them the fucking Stanley thing.