Jaackmate (Jack)

Only recently.

The slushy machine's only been out for, like, fucking, the slushy came out last Christmas.

I don't really know.

Yeah, that's good.

You can't put, for some reason, it doesn't turn into ice cream as well.

Well, I've really wanted to try and make a double coffee ice cream slushy float.

So it's like you make the boozy coffee with the fucking slushy, and then I can put coffee scoops with the coffee ice cream into the thing.

But the consistency is just odd.

Look, if you want to stay up till 2 in the morning... To be fair, actually, I haven't done that, but just because my tolerance to caffeine is so low, if I was to drink at 10pm, I'm not sleeping till fucking 6am.

Sugar is too grainy and doesn't work well unless it's fully dissolved.

It'll catch the crystallizing fucking ring in the middle.

Whereas if you put sweetener in there, it's much easier.

I bought it for her Christmas.

But you're using it more.

My wife does have one.

You're just so clued up on it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It is the best.

God, I love it as a machine.

You can make it now.