Jaackmate (Jack)

Yeah, we loved it.

How old are your kids now?

Yeah, like the worst bit is obviously, the worst bit for the women is obviously the pregnancy and childbirth.

Childbirth does not look fun.

It's a real fucking design flaw.

That's what you realise when you're in the room.

You're like fucking, this is proof that there is no God.

Because like if there is a God, that's not.

I don't know like how upset you were that Eve ate a fucking apple for like your revenge.

Your sick, twisted revenge for this one woman 3,000 years ago is to make all women push a human being out of the smallest hole of their fucking body.

Are you insane?

You cunt.

You sadistic fuck.

So that sucks.

Childbirth sucks, obviously.

And then like women have a sort of, my wife, my wife doesn't remember the trauma of childbirth because they have a chemical in their brain that like once they give birth, their brain was like, if women remembered childbirth fully, none of them would give birth again.

There's a chemical dump.

And sometimes women don't get this chemical dump.

They get a chemical dump in the rain that basically erases and sort of reduces the trauma of the last however many hours.

And when women don't get that, which is common, that's what PTSD is.