Jaackmate (Jack)

Just feel like fucking, wow.

Is this, am I a widow?

Is that what's happening?

They come in and they give you toast.

They're like, is everything okay?

And I'm like, you tell me, where's my wife?

What's going on?

Was that your first kid?

Yeah, yeah.

And then my wife comes back to drugged up to the fucking eyeballs.

She's like, where's that baby?

This is a great day.

So, like, my wife rightfully making fun of me and laughing at me the whole time because, like, I was so much more nervous because, like, you know, again, I know there's nothing I can do.

The best thing I can do is to be a present husband, right, and to, like, feed off of her vibes.

There'll be times when she wants me beside her,

encouraging her, saying stuff.

And then I realized that when she tells me to fuck off, that just means fuck off.

Like you can't take it personally.

With the second one, there was four hours where I was playing Red Dead Redemption 2 on my Steam Deck and she was watching the Olympics because there was just like a really boring four hours.

And obviously before people get angry, I was like, can I play my game?